**Local child loses fingers in escalator
Treadmill Suggestions? **
**Mom is having a mastectomy
How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days **
Unfortunate, but at least her back will probably feel better.
Just in time for Valentine’s day:
How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy?
Holy crap, she said "Yes!."
Ask the weirdo going No-Poo
Your Date Smells. Do You Ditch, Tell Them, Or Suffer In Silence?
A rare four-fer:
** Our cat died last night…
Now that he’s gone…
I may be developing a problem.
We Have Pigeon Eggs **
Wow! That doesn’t happen very often!
You forgot “Burma Shave.”
Hey. I Need To Ask Something.
Where are my keys?
Dammit!
** I Suspect I Have Alzheimers
Where are my keys?
Coincidence**
… I think not!
Ankle surgery this week–what I am forgetting?
You missed the four bagger.
**What are you doing for Lent?
I’m appealing. Attorneys: ultimate facts/ law v. equity in practice…**
Whatever happened to the Malthusian apocalypse?
Can a theory be entirely wrong and still make correct predictions?
**I need a cheap way to be cheered up
Sophomoric fun with high school team name **
To be fair, he probably meant cheap and effective.
**
I may be developing a problem.
Local child loses fingers in escalator **
Whoa ! If that’s what happens while your problem is just “developing”, you’d better stop before you lose the whole kid !
**What’s the most hare-brained scheme you’ve ever seen proposed on a message board?
“Must-see” Parts of America on a cross-country drive **
Well, I don’t know if it’s THE most hare-brained scheme…
**Man’s Body Dragged Through Queens And Brooklyn
To Our Austrailian Dopers **
So - were they in on it ? And if not, why were they all there ? Suspicious . . .
**Unexpected Tasks You’ve Performed For A Loved One
Moving to Fresno **
Wow, how does that work ?
“What’s up, dear ?”
“We’re moving to Fresno.”
**What’s the most hare-brained scheme you’ve ever seen proposed on a message board?
About walking for fitness. **
Eh, I’ve seen crazier.
**Fuck UPS.
Fucking AT&T!!!
Ed, WTF?
**
**“Kokkokokokekko…” On the Power of Jingles
Holy crap, she said “Yes!.” **
**Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating
It looks like I won’t commit adultery this week **
That’s a good lesson.
**Solution to Financial Crisis
Fucking goddamned smelly homeless people on the bus**
I’m not really seeing how that would solve the financial crisis.