**It looks like I won’t commit adultery this week
Mom is having a mastectomy**
Wouldn’t that be incest, rather than adultery?
**About abortion and child support.
stimulus versus waste **
I brought this on myself.
Tree debris came through my window. Whee!
** Recommend me some vampire books?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
**
I said “vampire” dammit.
** Hey! What happened to all my pistachios?
Moving to Fresno
**
**To Our Austrailian Dopers
I fail at life. (I didn’t know what a ‘rimshot’ was until just now) **
Hey, share with us all, not just our Australian members.
**Phelps after bong hit
One night stand gone bad **
That sounds like a story I’ll avoid.
**Yo Pagans! Check this out.
Mr. Lincoln turns 200 **
And if you turned to the True Faith, **you too **could live to be 200 !
**Jizz In My Pants
Share your culinary epiphanies **
Where’s the pan-fried semen thread when you really need it?
Man’s Body Dragged Through Queens And Brooklyn
Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!
And there’s also:
Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!
Court Ruling: Innoculations NOT a cause of Autism
Selma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World
So disgusting, yet so delicious…
Tree Debris came through my window. Whee!
Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating
“Always make sure your girlfriend isn’t telekinetic, you’ll spare yourself window damage after you break up.”
**One night stand gone bad
I brought this on myself.**
Here.
(Hey, since I was looking it up for another thread…)
Is Obama’s Approval Rating Going to Plunge into the Toilet at Record Speed?
These are the best of times
The Republican Party will come back; the conservative movement will not
You know, people could at least give him a few months, but nooooooo…
Jizz in my pants
So disgusting, yet so delicious…
What Should I Do With My Mustache?
Menstruation etiquette.
**Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World
Containers TOO Nice to Throw Out? **
Why . . . yes. Yes they are.
**Mr. Lincoln turns 200
Twenty Frickin’ Thousand, Baby! **
Now THAT’S one-upmanship. How were those Neanderthals, anyway ?
**Interesting Diabetes info from my primary care physician
India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink **
- gag *
Somehow I don’t see that going over well in the US; “Unfortunately, your diabetes means you should not drink Coca Cola any more. Fortunately, I can recommend an alternate brand . . .”
Comments on Cecil’s Columns has this Valentine’s Day gift:
**Calories in Semen
Becoming a eunuch
Sex Among the Hermaphrodites **
**Solution to Financial Crisis
a god who is not a bastard**
I suppose a god could solve the financial crisis…
Plane crash in Buffalo, New York.
The World’s Top 10 Scariest Airports
**Something weird just happened
India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink **
That’s pretty weird, alright.