With all due respect to Mom:
**Mom is having a mastectomy
Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World **
**Something weird just happened
Rise of Starbucks…**
Well, it didn’t just happen, but it is fairly weird.
Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World
Just Sayin’ Thanks
**What’s wrong with the stimulus
Children arrested for child pornography **
See what happens with too much stimulation ?!
From New Posts:
**
Job Interview Clothing Issue
A dog’s act of protest
Dress it up, Scout!
**
Something weird just happened
So, someone just made his ex-wife pregnant
**India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink
Your Daily Squee **
Personally, I don’t want it AT ALL, much less daily.
**Is it just me or…
A dog’s act of protest **
It’s probably just you.
Elipsis trio:
**Father at 13…
Uh-oh, I just realized…
Is it just me or… **
**Why Shouldn’t I Move To New York?
Is it unreasonable to be apprehensive about sharing saliva with gay men? **
Yes, it’s unreasonable. New York gays aren’t especially prone to tongue kissing random bystanders.
MPSIMS:
What inexplicable thing has happened to you?
Father at 13…
Clearly, this country has a crying need for better sex education.
**Zoinks, dougie_monty, what’s your problem?
Pants don’t fit me! **
Hey, either lose some weight or go shopping. Either way, chill a little, huh?
**Ask the child support officer
Father at 13… **
The good news is, you’ll be off the hook at an age when many people haven’t even started…
**Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating
Uh-oh, I just realized…
(I am drunk) **
You just now realizing that ?!
My mom believes in magic
Oooh! A Flying Motorcycle!
That is truly magical.
** Oooh! A Flying Motorcycle!
India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink
**
It’ll never fly.
*Ask the [former] acidhead
What’s the point.**
**What’s the point.
What do I do here?**
You might do a search for the ‘What is Existentialism’ thread.
**WoooHooo! First time down Gun barrel!(ski run)
I broke my butt.**
Yup, that can happen.
**India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink
What’s the point.
**
Indeed.
MPSIMS:
Ask the [former] acidhead
What inexplicable thing has happened to you?
Seen any fireballs fall from the sky lately? I have.*
“Hey, quit gloating - I haven’t been able to find Uncle Sidney since 1999.”
**That world’s longest fingernail lady broke her nails
I broke my butt.
**
One Up-Manship