The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

Ok I can still remember this from when I was in Year 3 or something like that and was wondering how it would go here.

How it goes is I start with a certain event, and the person who sends the next message has to say “Fortunately…this and that happened…” Then the next guy who sends a message has to then go “Unfortunately…that and this happened…” Then it goes back to “Fortunately…” and so on. Events can be as pointless, insane or as immoral as you like. So I’ll start you off with 3 events, fairly simple ones (try to make yours better than mine):

  1. RCracer woke up at 10am this morning
  2. Fortunately, it was Sunday.
  3. Unfortunately, he was glued to the bed for some unknown reason…

Pathetic I know but please carry on from here with the best ideas you can come up with and we’ll see what weird and wacky adventures I end up on. See ya, RCracer :smiley:

Fortunately, his pet goat licked all the glue off and he was unstuck.

Unfortunately, my pet goat accidentally (I think) bit of my left arm.

Fortunately, his goat, after licking all the glue off, pooped it all out and stopped having very toxic farts.

unfortunately RCracers arm will never smell the same and he still cant get it clean

Fortunately, my arm was insured so I received half a million pounds. WOOHOO!

but you were then sued for a million pounds by your insurance company they forgot to mention they didnt cover “acts of goat”

Fortunately my great-grandmother left two million to me (her husband was in the oil industry) WOOHOOOOO!!!

unfortunately with tax off it its halved and then she suddenly comes back to life and goes on a zombified killing spree you have to pay damages and end up in your greatgrandmothers lair in debt to the amount of £30000000000000000000

Fortunately the bill gets sent to BigDaiv instead (the bastard)

but BigDaiv sells RC’s goat and makes £300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 as RC’s goat is a golden goat

Fortunately, that golden goat had three baby goats and so I sold them for three times the amount of whatever BigDaiv said (the bastard)

Unfortunately, with your new found fortune, everyone and their mother came looking for you for a handout.

Fortunately I told them all to piss right off and got away with it.

Unfortunately, one of them had a nuclear device.

Fortunately, it malfunctioned and hit Iraq instead

unfortunately you were in iraq at the time buying real estate

and you thought a sadam palace would look good in red well… its red but in a couple of hours it will turn a shde of brown

Fortunately I mysteriously came back to life just like my great-grandmother (

I inherited her “come back to life gene” you see.

unfortunately you never got round to killing your grandma off so shes still zombifying therefore she kills you becasue there can only be one zombie