Ok I can still remember this from when I was in Year 3 or something like that and was wondering how it would go here.
How it goes is I start with a certain event, and the person who sends the next message has to say “Fortunately…this and that happened…” Then the next guy who sends a message has to then go “Unfortunately…that and this happened…” Then it goes back to “Fortunately…” and so on. Events can be as pointless, insane or as immoral as you like. So I’ll start you off with 3 events, fairly simple ones (try to make yours better than mine):
RCracer woke up at 10am this morning
Fortunately, it was Sunday.
Unfortunately, he was glued to the bed for some unknown reason…
Pathetic I know but please carry on from here with the best ideas you can come up with and we’ll see what weird and wacky adventures I end up on. See ya, RCracer
unfortunately with tax off it its halved and then she suddenly comes back to life and goes on a zombified killing spree you have to pay damages and end up in your greatgrandmothers lair in debt to the amount of £30000000000000000000
but BigDaiv sells RC’s goat and makes £300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 as RC’s goat is a golden goat