The Four Humors

Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
1

I believe that the four humors are Glad, Sad, Mad, and Silly.

An equal opportunity / affirmative action Wiseass.

2

Being a nice guy, here’s the link: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_259b.html

I figure the phlegmatic types were supposed to come up with an -AD rhyme of their own but never got around to it. :wink:

3

Would any of the following do? languid, stolid, sluggard, flat, dead

Peace.