Louie, you seem to have a lot of anger, my friend. It might be a very good thing you started this thread. Hope it’s helping.
By the way, do you ever hear voices telling you to stay home and clean the guns?
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Fuck you redneck tire salesman. I don’t give a shit if you’re a hot-shot trophy-winning bass fisherman. Buy $400 worth of tires from you and you’re my lifelong buddy. One blows out after 5,000 miles and you get all red-eyed and bellignerant thinking about your fucking profit margin. Expecting me to dodge 18-wheelers and scavange what was left of my Michelin off a busy 4-lane highway so you can examine what was left of the goddamn tread? Well maybe I should tell you who took your wife to her first eel-wrasslin’ out on the scuzzy banks of our local man-made lake. It weren’t me, podnah, but if you knew who it was you’d prob’ly bust those bloodshot eyes right out of your swelled-up head…
Fuck you, you skanky ass bitch!!! Fuck you with a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire!! I hope your dumb trailer park living ass is happy now!!! You God damned alcoholic!! I hope you die in your own vomit!!!
UncleBeer:
Well, the only guns I have are made by Nintendo, so there’s no point in cleaning them.
Byzantine, Diane, and jazzmine will understand me when I say:
“I feel a lot of love in this room.”
“Fall not in love; it will stick to your face.”
–*Deteriorata,*from National Lampoon’s
Radio Dinner
Yup, Hippie… they’re the only one’s who’ll understand… in that case:
UNFUCK YOU, TennHippie, for saying that I’m one of your favourite posters and making me one of your MB harem and then forgetting about me in The Fuck You Thread. You’re no Pussy…
:::sob, sob:::
…inconsiderate cad…
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
FUCK YOU X of mine for making my life a living hell during and after I told you to FUCK OFF!
FUCK YOU bills and money and budgets! FUCK YOU world for revolving around money!
FUCK YOU all the people out there who are mean for no goddamn reason!
FUCK YOU men who have crossed my path, raped and pillaged and left!
Ahhh…feeling better…
So, if I read this right we should have stayed after the rape and pillaging?
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
FUCK YOU all you businesses who put people who don’t have even a GRASP of the English language on the phones! YES we are all entitled to work, but god damn it, when I need to get something done, I would like to be able to communicate with someone who can speak the fucking language!
Missy ===> Having a really really really shitty day. grrrrr
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
I’ve been a little busy the last couple of weeks, so I haven’t had much of an opportunity to say “fuck you” to anyone. I would like to take the time now, though, while I have it.
FUCK YOU to the human female that called me the other day from Consumer’s Power, to ask me if I could stay on the line for an “important recorded message.” WTF? If it’s so fucking important, YOU tell me what the message is (as if I didn’t know). NO I don’t have the fucking time to stay on the line. Just tell me how much I have to fucking pay and I’ll do it. What was that? It’s not your fucking department? You don’t know how much I have to pay? Fuck you. I’ll pay something today. Now go fuck with someone else.
Thanks for starting this thread! Wow! I feel great, and I haven’t even had any coffee yet!
Oh and I forgot…
FUCK YOU to my stupid, bitch, hillbilly, thoughtless aunt. How inconsiderate can one fucking person be?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!
Ok, calming down and feeling better…
UncleBeer:
Hell no. Just stay the fuck away. Grow up. Let go.
Not directed towards any particular person here, someone out in the ‘real’ world.
At the risk of angering some people (Nickrz) I am going to apologize to The Doll here in the pit. What I posted wasn’t meant as invective; merely levity. I just found the word choice amusing; perhaps I’m simple.
Anyway, if my comment was uncalled for, I apologize.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Fuck you to my TV for always going black only during good sports games. Piece of shit.
Another fuck you to the unreliable shit-for-brains for cancelling, not 1, but 2 meetings.
Fuck you to another friend who now is offended by every little thing that happens to you. Who the fuck made you queen of the world?
I think it’s going to be another one of those weeks. 
FUCK YOU Limp Bizkit!
FUck you Korn!
Fuck you Powerman 5000!!
Fuck you Orgy!!
Fuck you who attended Woodstock '99 and raped and rioted!!
FUUUUCKKK YOOOOUUU every station on the radio that plays the same songs over and over and over until I feel the same rage that probably triggered the Woodstock riots! 10 to 1, I turn on the classic rock station right now, they’re either playing Led Zeppelin or Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money!
Fuck ALL you rappers and ALL violent music!
Where did all the happy songs go?
I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.
Oh and an EXTRA SPECIAL FUCK YOU to Bob & Tom, the syndicated morning show for radio stations too cheap to get Howard Stern. I hear Bob & Tom on no less than FOUR stations in this city of 100,000. I can’t tell you how not-funny these two bozos are!!
FUCK YOU , every TV network that has to pre-empt their programming for the EXACT SAME
STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS that every other network is showing!!
FUCK YOU NBC in Baton Rouge for not showing the wildest police videos and slapping on a half hour of John Goodman begging for money for St Jude’s Children’s Hospital instead!!! FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW!!! I WANT EXPLOSIONS DAMMIT!!!
hmmm what else…
Oh yeah FUCK YOU whoever reduced the speed limit to 60 on the I-10 bridge over the Atchafalaya Basin, thereby making a trip to New Orleans take a horrible 2 1/2 hours!
Okay I think I’m done…
Geez, somebody pass the joint.
For leaving me for a travelling musician.
For cleaning out the bank accounts that same day(rent day!)
For writing over $3000 worth of bad checks the same day, to get tickets to go to Europe for her and her new beau.
For making it impossible to un-marry her because I couldn’t find her.
For coming back to the states without letting me know, going on welfare with child that is NOT mine for a year, and having Washington state Welfare division bill me every single penny they spent on you.
For all this, and ever so much more than this, ex-wife- UNFUCK YOU!
I just wanted to, um . . . well shit . . . the fuckers sent you the bill?
I was about to . . . um . . . a traveling musician you say?
I just think that . . . um . . . Christ, I can’t top that one.
I feel much better actually.
Mom - for divorcing my dad, marrying the step-dad and raising his kids as your own… and all before I was two years old. Fuck you for giving him and his ungrateful kids the attention I needed… and fuck you for playing the martyr so that I still feel guilty for any bitterness I feel now.
and then, fuck mom & dad & step-dad for raising me Catholic. I’ve shaken off the beliefs you tried to force on me, and I can see how horrible and damaging they are. Fuck you all for the indoctrination, the guilt, the need to control those things that can’t be controlled.
Let’s hope that replaces the therapy I probably should get…
My turn !
Fuck you former father-in-law, for trying to convince people I murdered your son. He killed himself, get real I was 18, 5 ft 2 and 120 lbs. How in the hell do you think I could have forced a 6 ft tall, 27 year old man to strangle his fool self with a damn extension cord ? Guess what, if he had stood up he would have lived.
Fuck you, damn child molesters.
Fuck you rudest Mertro bus driver I have ever had the bad luck to meet. Who in the hell do you think you are to bitch at that woman in the wheel chair for ripping a hole in a seat. If you had gotten off your dead ass and helped her, and flipped up that seat yourself it wouldn’t have gotten ripped.
I know you didn’t need to be such a complete total asshole to everyone who didn’t get on the bus as quickly as you wanted, people slow down as they age sometimes, deal with it , jerkwad.
I feel a tiny bit better now, but I will be back!
Ayesha - Lioness
I’m out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message
This post is dedicated to my ex…
Fuck you for coming to visit me on holiday and leaving the decision of how to handle the sexual attraction between us completely up to me; fuck you for refusing to give me any meaningful input on what you wanted.
Fuck you for agreeing that there shouldn’t be a long distance relationship when you went back to Canada after holiday was over, but not telling me “no LDR” meant you would ignore me for the majority of the summer.
Fuck you for stringing me along for a whole mother-fucking month and a half, complete with tears when you got on the bus back home.
Fuck you for having your best friend email me to tell me hello for you, because you were too fucking busy to send a two-word reply to my letters. Fuck you for getting me so worried about you that I started checking with people I don’t fucking know to me make sure you were still fucking breathing.
Fuck you for fucking with my head. Fuck you for, just when I am about to declare that I’ve determined we’re nothing but friends now (if even that), throwing something into your email that indicates otherwise, like the Dr. Tongue nickname in your closing.
Fuck you for writing incoherent gibberish when you finally find the time and money to visit an internet café. Fuck you for turning my good-bye rant about your boorish behavior and my subsequent rage into an excuse about how fucked up your life has been since arriving in town. Fuck you also for not telling me what the hell happened so that I might have some basis to understand where you’re coming from. Fuck you for asking my forgiveness anyway.
Fuck you for telling me you’ll write me soon and leaving me hanging for almost a month, now that we’ve established that it’s this type of behavior that earned my full-blown bitch-mode the first time around.
Fuck you for continuing the legacy I thought you would break – the legacy of being completely, royally, undeniably fucked over by every single man that meant anything to me.
Fuck you for using me and claiming you didn’t. Fuck you for hanging out on email until I knew for sure I wasn’t pregnant with your child, then dropping off the face of the earth once you knew you wouldn’t be hearing from an attorney about paying child support.
For this incredible head trip that started in April but didn’t get to the interesting parts until about June, I must say…
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm.