If we cared that you are an architect, we would have said something by now.
Is that really what you told us to do? Our copy of that document (with original signature) appears to suggest otherwise.
When you bump into me, I don’t have to apologize.
You are a very nice woman and all, but please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, shave that goatee.
Ah, ding-dong ditch. You goofy kids. Oh, wait. You were putting flyers on the door. Lucky for you you’re a fast sonofabitch because I answer the door with a machete in hand.
Yes, I know I’m tempting death when I walk into the crosswalk. Yes, I know that you are very important and have places to go. Yes, I know it’s silly that you’d use the stop sign with a cop right behind you.
Yes, I know that you are very important and have places to go. Yes I know that there are other things you could be doing. Yes I know that it’s silly to expect you to pull over someone who just ran a stop sign and almost killed me right in front of you.
To all y’all and all you’re friends, I should like to say, “fuck you you fucking jagoffs.”
Feel free to add your own.