The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB

[anyrose]

@Autolycus

List of reasons we deserve pie:

1. Pie is pie
2. If pie is not pie, see rule number one.
3. Pie

Pie pie pie, pie pie PIE pie pie… piieeee… pie.

rule #4: no poufters

[carnivorousplant]

@anyrose

rule #4: no poufters

WTH?

I bet Rabbi Judah Loew the Maharal of Prague would know what a poufter is…

[anyrose]

@carnivorousplant

WTH?

I bet Rabbi Judah Loew the Maharal of Prague would know what a poufter is…

and if he doesn’t, Sadie the bubie can expalin it…

[Inigo_Montoya]

What the are bringing wimmins pie? For my is nidiot, rock?
Gungaree! DOK!

yeah?

[ArizonaTeach]

@Autolycus

List of reasons we deserve pie:

1. Pie is pie
2. If pie is not pie, see rule number one.
3. Pie

Pie pie pie, pie pie PIE pie pie… piieeee… pie.

I can’t stick around right now, but when I come back, is there something I can bring?

[Autolycus]

@ArizonaTeach

I can’t stick around right now, but when I come back, is there something I can bring?

Rum! I mean… wait, what were we talking about?

[carnivorousplant]

@Inigo Montoya

What the are bringing wimmins pie?

I burning your pie.

[AskNott]

A foolish hobgoblin is consistently small, but I don’t mind.

@Autolycus

I’m lazy at present, so would anyone like to make a Member Roster?

I mean, you would have to be a fucking moron to waste your time like that. Possible promotion opportunity?

Gee, I dunno if a Roster would be a good idea. We’d have to find somebody with that gangly hairdo, and make him the Roster Fairy, an’ all that. Then we’d have to look it up. I’ve never Rosted anyone, have you? How’s that done?

[Heckity]

I Rosted my butt once . . . too close to the fire . . . so I gots experience . . . c’mere, I’ll show ya . . .
I’d join but I wanna know what the logo looks like . . . does IT have pie?

[carnivorousplant]

@AskNott

A foolish hobgoblin is consistently small, but I don’t mind.

That requires a decision from the membership committee.

[Autolycus]

Wait, there’s a committee now? Does one have to an super fucking moron to join?

Only fucking morons have committees, but we’ve gone over this by now ^^

[carnivorousplant]

@Autolycus

Only fucking morons have committees, but we’ve gone over this by now ^^

Refer the Committee question to the Committee, you moron. :rolleyes:

[SCSimmons]

@Sunrazor

Wait, I just realized this thread started way back in February – I thought it was a new one, so I posted on it, even after I posted on the thread back in February. What a fucking moron!

Bwah-hah-hah!

[AskNott]

A few days ago, in the Mallard Fillmore strip, the grumpy duck went all library-police after somebody left out a word of the quote. To tweak on the fuddy ducky, I stomped all over the quote. Then, I mooshed the pieces back together.

The “Roster Fairy, an’ all that” gag came to me on a dog walk.

I’m looking forward to the committee’s decision.

[anyrose]

@carnivorousplant

I burning your pie.

All you pie are belong to us.

[Wile_E]

Waitaminute!
An IMHO Zombie thread (that was only dead since March) about Scientologists (who are a much bigger Fucking Moron Club than you guys) gets closed because there’s supposedly another thread about Scientology in another forum. So how is this zombie thread about Fucking Morons allowed to stay when surely there’s tons of other current threads about Fucking Morons elsewhere on the Dope?

The moderators must be … :eek:

er, I’ll shut up now.

[carnivorousplant]

@Wile E

So how is this zombie thread about Fucking Morons allowed to stay when surely there’s tons of other current threads about Fucking Morons elsewhere on the Dope?

Could you repeat the question?

[Autolycus]

@carnivorousplant

Could you repeat the question?

You weren’t listening the first time? Fucking moron.

[Wile_E]

@carnivorousplant

Could you repeat the question?

No, not really.