Meetings?
Only fucking morons have meetings.
What’s a meeting, you fucking morons?!
Only a fucking moron would resurrect this zombie thread.
And only another one would resp…oh, hell.
Would we have a meeting of the mind, or would that be giving us too much credit?
Oh yeah:durrrr.
Ok, who ate all the fawn pie?
I think it was me, and I’ma vegetarian, how stupid of me.
Plus, in trying to post to this thread, I couldn’t, because I hadn’t resubscribed, even though a handy little reminder had been sent to me. So, went to the car to get my pocketbook, and credit card; while getting that, saw a very good chocolate bar that had melted in the Southern daze heat of the 90’s lately. Damn, that was some good chocolate, why the hell did I let that get shot to shit?
Paid up and squared, now, but what a Moron. And, I never saw the thread when first posted.
Is there a Mooron tiara? See, I just mispelled moron. I deserve the tiara. No need to be gentle!
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Only a fucking moron would resurrect this zombie thread.
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Thank you! I’m doing my best to join the club!
I don’t want to nominate myself but just last week Giraffe pointed out that he felt I was a shoe in for this club . So here I am. Never one to shirk my responsibilities . 
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Would we have a meeting of the mind, or would that be giving us too much credit?
Oh yeah:durrrr.
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Actually I think you are correct. Between all of us we can probably muster up one mind. A small one mind you, but one complete mind.
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Actually I think you are correct. Between all of us we can probably muster up one mind. A small one mind you, but one complete mind.
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But, then we’d be like the Borg or something. “You will become one with the Fucking Morons. You will all become one with the Fucking morons.”
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But, then we’d be like the Borg or something. “You will become one with the Fucking Morons. You will all become one with the Fucking morons.”
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Does that mean it’s a Fucking Moron Orgy? Hell, man… I’ve seen some of the pics floating around this place, count me in! 
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
What a fucking moronic question. Yes, there will be pie. Lots and lots of pie.
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Awright, now, goddamnit, I’ve been a dues-payin’ member of the SDMB for over a year, now, I’ve joined every stupid club you guys have (I became a fucking moron the last time this thread went through) and I have yet to see one single solitary piece of pie! I love pie! I was promised pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, mince pie at Christmas, cherry pie on President’s Day and apple pie on the Fourth of July. So far – nothin’, nada, zip, zilch, zero! I want my damn pie! Or am I just being a fucking moron for believing in all this pie stuff!?
Wait, I just realized this thread started way back in February – I thought it was a new one, so I posted on it, even after I posted on the thread back in February. What a fucking moron! And now I’ve posted twice consecutively because I didn’t read the entire thread before posting.
Oh, just gimme’ the damn tiara and leave me alone!
I guess now I have to admit I belong here. My post is my cite, too.
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I guess now I have to admit I belong here. My post is my cite, too.
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We dont usually allow Norse gods into our stupid club for jerks, but since you’re an otaku, we’ll give you an exception. Derrrr!
Woogoo! I’m in! (tries to do a happy dance, and trips)
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What a fucking moronic question. Yes, there will be pie. Lots and lots of pie.
You’re in.
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How do you morons deserve pie? When Weebl and Bob have NEVER gotten their pie. After all these years. In fact they are TORTURED because of it!
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How do you morons deserve pie? When Weebl and Bob have NEVER gotten their pie. After all these years. In fact they are TORTURED because of it!
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List of reasons we deserve pie:
- Pie is pie
- If pie is not pie, see rule number one.
- Pie
Pie pie pie, pie pie PIE pie pie.. piieeee… pie.