Meetings?
Only fucking morons have meetings.
What’s a meeting, you fucking morons?!
Only a fucking moron would resurrect this zombie thread.
And only another one would resp…oh, hell.
Would we have a meeting of the mind, or would that be giving us too much credit?
Oh yeah:durrrr.
Ok, who ate all the fawn pie?
I think it was me, and I’ma vegetarian, how stupid of me.
Plus, in trying to post to this thread, I couldn’t, because I hadn’t resubscribed, even though a handy little reminder had been sent to me. So, went to the car to get my pocketbook, and credit card; while getting that, saw a very good chocolate bar that had melted in the Southern daze heat of the 90’s lately. Damn, that was some good chocolate, why the hell did I let that get shot to shit?
Paid up and squared, now, but what a Moron. And, I never saw the thread when first posted.
Is there a Mooron tiara? See, I just mispelled moron. I deserve the tiara. No need to be gentle!
Thank you! I’m doing my best to join the club!
I don’t want to nominate myself but just last week Giraffe pointed out that he felt I was a shoe in for this club . So here I am. Never one to shirk my responsibilities . 
Actually I think you are correct. Between all of us we can probably muster up one mind. A small one mind you, but one complete mind.
But, then we’d be like the Borg or something. “You will become one with the Fucking Morons. You will all become one with the Fucking morons.”
Does that mean it’s a Fucking Moron Orgy? Hell, man… I’ve seen some of the pics floating around this place, count me in!
Awright, now, goddamnit, I’ve been a dues-payin’ member of the SDMB for over a year, now, I’ve joined every stupid club you guys have (I became a fucking moron the last time this thread went through) and I have yet to see one single solitary piece of pie! I love pie! I was promised pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, mince pie at Christmas, cherry pie on President’s Day and apple pie on the Fourth of July. So far – nothin’, nada, zip, zilch, zero! I want my damn pie! Or am I just being a fucking moron for believing in all this pie stuff!?
Wait, I just realized this thread started way back in February – I thought it was a new one, so I posted on it, even after I posted on the thread back in February. What a fucking moron! And now I’ve posted twice consecutively because I didn’t read the entire thread before posting.
Oh, just gimme’ the damn tiara and leave me alone!
I guess now I have to admit I belong here. My post is my cite, too.
We dont usually allow Norse gods into our stupid club for jerks, but since you’re an otaku, we’ll give you an exception. Derrrr!
Woogoo! I’m in! (tries to do a happy dance, and trips)
How do you morons deserve pie? When Weebl and Bob have NEVER gotten their pie. After all these years. In fact they are TORTURED because of it!
List of reasons we deserve pie:
- Pie is pie
- If pie is not pie, see rule number one.
- Pie
Pie pie pie, pie pie PIE pie pie… piieeee… pie.