HA! We’ve got a Moderator as a member! Who else could we possibly…Hey, leggo! No, no! They made me post it…
While I have, admittedly, only been a paid up member of this board for a very short time, I do have the distinction of being referred to as a Fucking Moron by both the public and my co-workers for the past 6 1/2 years.
Just where have you guys been…under a fucking rock?
A Mormon Club, eh? I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. How can I get in?
Send your entrance fee to my Ebay account: Massacrea@MountainMeadows
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Yep. Moron. I gotta be in.
Would that be .com or .net?
Who, me?
I’m just here to read the ads.
I’m thinkin’. And it hurts. They don’t call it “moron” for nothin’ you know.
Mountain Meadows Massacre
NNNNOOOOOO!!! Give back shiny precious!
I’m so insecure, I’m not even sure the Fucking Morons™ would want me… :eek:
Fucking Morons- Band name?
Because whenever he starts talking about foreplay, they say, “I’d really rather it just be the two of us for now.”
Because they think a ‘condom’ is an apartment that you buy instead of rent.
Because whenever he says he’s cumming, they ask, “From where?”
Because when he asks if they’ll do fellatio, they say, “I don’t know, but I fell out of the bed once.”
Because when he asks about their sexual history, they tell him they’ve been female all their life.
OK, I’m done now. What do you think, am I in? And is it true that there are no stupid questions? Not even that one?
Sorry–I didn’t notice that I’d already posted that …
I’m lazy at present, so would anyone like to make a Member Roster?
I mean, you would have to be a fucking moron to waste your time like that. Possible promotion opportunity?
Not yet, but there was an 80s punk band by the name of “Bunch of Fucking Goofs.”
Hey, is this thread too old to resurrect?
I was a fucking moron. Once. In the 1960’s. For 20 minutes.
Am I in?
I don’t get it.
you’re in.
Since I am guessing that morons have problems getting laid. You could probably increase membership if you renamed it the masturbating morons instead of the fucking morons.
Anyway, I’m in.
Shit. I forgot about this club. I’m such a fucking moron. Did I miss any meetings? Did anyone remember to bring pie?