Kosuke Fukudome, Chicago Cubs rightfielder and burgeoning league superstar, needs to have a stadium named after him. Quickly.
The “Fuck You Dome”!!! Get it?!? Ha ha ha ha ha! :: cough cough cough :: Ha!
Is this thing on? :: tap-tap-tap ::
:: Ahem ::
“Two men enter. One man leaves walking normally.”
Harsh, dude. Harsh.
It didn’t go over all that well fer me either, Winston.
Well, I think that’s an excellent thread you started over there, Mad. I think these people are just a bunch of cold fish. Yup.
You seem to have laid a Big Egg.
That’s not an egg, it’s my ballsack.
I pronounce it “fuck you, do me!” so I didn’t get it.
Yeah, that would be a good name for a roadhouse, though.
Well, it’d definitely have a retractable roof that’d get stuck in an almost-closed position all the time so it’d resemble a giant space vulva.
And I hear they are working on being overlords…ahem
Chicagoans - well, not all of our announcers - know how to pronounce it. 
What he needs is his kindly manager, Lou Piniella, who can’t seem to decide whom to lead off, to stick him in the leadoff spot and leave him there.
I know how to pronounce it also(and Winston does too, I reckon), but see,if it is written down or typed it looks like “fuck you dome” and that might cause some people to giggle like 4th graders in the back of the school bus. Least Winston and I anyhow.
Hey Winston,you remember the ball player Rusty Kuntz?
Hey Winston,ya ever been to Bangkok?
…or Lake Titicaca?
Yeah, I remember Rusty. Remember Dick Hurtz?
No, I don’t travel all that much. I’ve been to French Lick, though.
…and Intercourse
I thought it was funny. Especially since I’ve never heard of the baseball player.
:: channeling my inner 6 yr old::
What about Dick Trickle? 
As I recall, when Dick was racing (he is done now, right? I don’t hear the name anymore, but I don’t follow NASCAR), the Sportscenter guys would always announce his name, no matter how irrelevant it was to the winner’s circle.
“Dale Earnhardt won the big race, despite only leading for the last 10 laps. And Dick Trickle finished 12th.”
Meanwhile, I, too, enjoyed Fuck You Dome. I think Tina Turner should welcome the visitors, a la Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.