The funniest church signs...

“God answers all knee mail!”

“Free trip to Heaven, apply within”

I take a photo every time I see a funny church sign…

JESUS IS COMING
LOOK BUSY

THIS IS NOT DAIRY QUEEN BUT WE DO HAVE GOOD SUNDAYS

IF YOU WAS CLOSE TO GOD BUT NOW YOU ARE NOT WHO MOVED

GOD ALLOWS U TURNS (near a no u-turn sign)

I saw an unintentionally funny church sign:

Come to Sun Worship

A friend of mine in Madison claimed to have seen this sign.

“If religion is the opiate of the masses, let’s all get high on Jesus!”

if only Noah had left the 2 mosquitos behind…

The young people saw one today that was just disturbing:

It’s wrong to do the right thing the wrong way.

One church I drive past had a doozy:

**Jesus here this weekend! **

Underneath it should have said, " SRO, limited engagement. Tickets on sale at our box office. No locust-checks."
:slight_smile:

I wonder if I can sue them for false advertising?

It’s not the weekend yet. Better play it safe :slight_smile:

Seen outside a church in Arkansas:

“Prolonged exposure to the son may prevent burning.”

:smiley:

Near the river: “May God dam the flood.”