This is a common urban legend, but never seems to be backed up (it’s almost as bad as Oranjello and Lemonjello).
Sourek (with a hacek “s” I can’t make on this keyboard) is a not completely uncommon surname in the Czech Republic. It means “scrotum.”
When we were in college, my brother worked in the bursar’s office. One day, Phat Phuk Ho came in to pick up her student aid check.
Reminded me of another from not long ago, Phuk Dat.
That guy has a rap career ahead of him.
A guy with whom I went to high school: C.A. Virgin.
A soldier I was in OSUT with, Upson Downes. And yes the drills had a nice time with his name.
I almost forgot – I really honest-to-god truly went to school with a Jack Knoff. And The k is not silent. I have a very vivid memory of hearing his name announced over the PA, and vaguely understanding it was something dirty but too young to really get it.
I snickered just thinking about you laughing about it.
Two of my faves from my stint in medical transcription many years ago were Electra Chaire and Princess Fergi of America.
I also had a high school buddy named Richard Paine… :eek:
My sister goes to a podiatrist by the name of Dr. Noto.
For years, much to the amusement of us kids, there was a person named Hogjaw Twaddle listed in the local phone directory.
My BF had a schoolmate whose brother is named Brooke Traut.
I had a BF in college whose mother said she went to gradeschool with three sisters named Swimmea, Brimmea, and Spookaleen.
At my last job, we actually had a long list of crazy-named people- all who worked with us or at one of the other divisions of our company. Whenever the company loudspeaker would fire up, we were on the edge of our seats waiting to laugh. I can’t recall any of them anymore, but my friend still has the list, and it keeps getting longer. We swear that somebody in HR has only one mission…
I had a friend who was in a fraternity with Buddy Puddy; I worked with someone whose uncle’s name was Dick Head (who was a prison guard at Attica during the uprising).
I’ve known a:
-Harddick
-Daniel Daniels
-Joe Coffee
-Dave Winner (38 and lived in an apartment with his dad)
-Hosey Jones (a guy. real name, not nickname)
-G. Riddle (his parents could not come to an agreement on a name so they settled the fight by naming him G. Don’t ask me how that makes sense but I saw his driver’s license.)
When I worked in a call center, I did a survey with a lady named Bunzilla Snipes. She sounded like her name.
I was in kindergarten with a kid whose last name was Teefatiller. My high school business teacher was Betsy Ross. That was her married name!
Mike Hunt went thru high school with me (that too sounds funny)
“A Ho” had a (Chinese) laundry
Peter Hug (from phone book)
C. Morecock (former neighbor)
Badcock (& more) furniture store chain
Col.(?) Jerkowsky -public info spokesman in the news during Desert Storm
I went to school with a Mike Hunt and a Shanna Terry. Naturally, we appended “Napkin” to her name.
A good friend of mine is named Helen and married a guy with the last name of “Keller.”
My dad used to work down the street from a podiatrist, Dr. Richard Wiener. Yep, Dr. Dick Weiner.
A girl from my church was named Candy Disch…pronounced dish. Took me years to get the joke…and her parents really weren’t the jokey kind.
At my office, we foreclosed on Duk Qwak and Ebel Genus (a personal favorite).