Patty O’Doors
I still can’t quite work out if that was a nickname though.
Ojinbawa Boom Crash Kazam - weirdest name I have ever heard, or am likely to hear.
Also, I know a guy who changed his name to
Richard Frankenstein Ulysses Captain Kangaroo Igor Noddy Geronimo [always forget the last part] so that his initials would be RS FUCKING JS
Forgot one: When I was on the Andaman Islands 10 years ago, I visited the local sawmill in Port Blair. The name of the guy who showed us around:
Hilarious Soreng!
When I worked at (Name of Cable Company that had large call center I worked for) I used to collect names that I would come across. Which is to say, I’d print the customer page and keep the page in a drawer. Most were celebrity coincidence names (Harry Potter, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, etc)… I also came across
Shillouette Dragon
Margarita Pancake
Major Lee Gay
And my personal favorite (the reason I started doing this to begin with)
Harry Dick
People I’ve met or worked with:
Melanie Goodhead
Richard Head
Charlie Brown
Years back, there was a Virginia Congressman named French Slaughter. I secretly hoped he’d run for Preisdent with Al Gore as his running mate…solely so I could put a bumper sticker on my car that read, “Vote for Slaughter and Gore!”
Sailboat
I just saw this one at work the other day.
“Harry Bush” I am not even kidding. I went over to FourPaws’ cube and asked him to find a current address for him (knowing he and I have the same train of thought). He looked at it, looked at me. Yup. I’m not the only 5th grader working there. LOL
I’ve known of:
Yamal El Dick (real name, no shit)
and a
Wei-Chia Yen
I did a lot of filing at my college job in the Admissions office in the 80s and came across a few odd ones:
Penny Nickle
Nancy Ann Seeancy (say that outloud!)
And later in life I worked at a place with two Richards on the staff. Both went by the nickname of Dick. I actually heard this announcement once, using thier full names.
Dick Shaver please Call Dick Hare!
Now why whould you shorten your name to Dick if your last name were either Shaver or Hare???
And what are the odds that they would end up working in the same small company??? 
When I was in elementary school I saw Rusty Nail listed in the phone book. It’s clean, but still makes me chuckle to this day.
A girl I used to work with married into the name Mary Veri. I’m not sure I would have done that.
All my life, I’ve been living under the impression that former Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci named his daughter “Nancy Ann.” But before I posted, I checked the Wikipedia site, which doesn’t mention it. A Google search brings up links saying that it was his wife, also not confirmed by the Wiki. Snopes was no help. Anyone know if it’s true?
Joe
in my high school we had teachers called:
mr guinness
mr worthington
mr foster
all brands of beer/lager/whatever
and also:
mr clark
ms clark
mrs clark
all unrelated
oh an my GF’s name is [her 1st name] [my 1st name]s
eg using my screen name her surname would be “kaoswolfs”
its like destiny or sumthin 
also isnt there a thing in canada where the name register clerk can reject a name if its too stupid?
A customer’s wife is named Angelique Payne. It’s so unintentionally goth.
My mother’s old boss was Audley Quear.
A donor on the database for one of the charities I fundraise for is named (Mrs) Cancankerous Wang. First time I saw the name on my screen, I was sure it was a whoosh and somebody playing funny-buggers. Alas, it is a real name. I hope to og she doesn’t read this board.
We also have a Mr Cecil Sucksmith. Given the derivation of family names, I wonder what profession Cecil’s ancestors were involved in??
I once worked with a lovely girl named April Flowers.
That was her married name, her maiden name was April Waters
There’s a professor of Engineering at MIT named Woody Flowers.
I’ve known some people with names that sounded so close to Woody Woodpecker and J. Jonah Jameson that , if I’d ever heard them over a bad PA system, I’d have to wonder if I heard right.
I have the same problem in reverse. I go by Marc here, and my work often involves logos and other design elements, which generally just get called “marks.” Since Japanese doesn’t use plurals or articles, I often end up overhearing conversations like:
“Where’s Marc?”
“Marc is wrong.”
“Isn’t Marc finished?”
“Why isn’t Marc here?”
“When’s the deadline for Marc?”
“What the hell did you do to Marc?”
My high school Latin teacher was William Aloysius Francis Gilmartin III. He was relieved that his grandfather died before his own son was born because he did NOT want to foist a IV on his baby boy!
When my husband got the job he has now, he had to call and ask for “Precious” (or was it “Princess”?) in the HR department. The receptionist sighed and asked, “Which one? We have four.”
He went to high school with the Morning sisters … Misty, Sunny, and Stormy.
It might be just me, but this makes no sense to me. Proper punctuation and use of the shift key would help.
In my lifetime I have known at least five David Clarks. And no, they weren’t a band.