My newspaper, the Orange County New York Times Herald-Record has this headline today:
" Can Arnold Overcome… The Gropes Of Wrath? "

Who else has a headline that even comes CLOSE??? It’s like having the National Enquirer delivered to the box out by the road.
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( p.s. I find neither his denials nor his past behaviors to be the least bit amusing. I just found the pun to be perfect ).
Hey, if Arnie posted on the SDMB, would he be a “Groper Doper”?
This made me giggle out loud. I needed that today. Thanks! 
Well, it’s not ha-ha funny, but the BBC has Arnie Denies Admiring Hitler as a headline on its website.
This probably ranks very, very high on the List of Things You Do Not Want to See About Your Candidate Four Days Before the Election That Do Not Have the Words “Goat”, “Teenage Girl”, or “Swiss Bank Account” in Them.
Didn’t the 1992 and 1996 elections teach us that the American public has no real problem with raunchy, horn-dog public officials? 
They don’t call him The Austrian Lurker for nothing…