True story.
The scene: a few days ago, my roommate and I are driving to Wal-Mart. We come upon some people holding out buckets for change to raise money for something.
One of them was a midget. That’s not the funny part.
The funny part is the sign the midget was holding. It said, I swear to God,
“SUPPORT THE WINCHESTER LITTLE LEAGUE.”
While my story may not necessarily be on par, I’ll share anyway.
Last year, I was driving to work at about 6:45 in the AM. As I was leaving town for the interstate, I see a van with a license plate reading MENSA8. As I passed, I noticed something … the gas cap was open!
HA! You may be smarter than me, but at least I know how to close my gas cap!
Colin