The Gashlycrumb Dopers.

I is for **** is for Inky, run flat by a bus.

J is for JonScribe, who succumbed to the pus.

T is for Taran, who played with his fork.

ah bugger, we were supposed to do it in order?

C is for clayton_e, pecked by a stork.

Nah, in no particular order Taran.

W is for Weirddave, eaten by mice

F is for Fisherqueen, stabbed by a spork.

s is for sugaree, slain by an orc.

A is astro, who’s fresh as a daisy

R is for Rubystreak, who went stone-cold crazy

W is for Weirddave, eaten by mice

M is for Mangetout, struck dumb for a month

V is for vl_mungo, who fell off a cliff

Damn it, I’ll play.

s is for sugaree, squeezed in a vice.

Q is for Qadgop, eviscerated by mice

Wait, weirddave used mice, dammit.

Q is for Qadgop, eviscerated by moose.

(In case anyone needs some inspiration….)

L is for lovelee, who tested a noose.

C is for CBCD, whose eyeballs sprang loose