I is for **** is for Inky, run flat by a bus.
J is for JonScribe, who succumbed to the pus.
T is for Taran, who played with his fork.
ah bugger, we were supposed to do it in order?
C is for clayton_e, pecked by a stork.
Nah, in no particular order Taran.
W is for Weirddave, eaten by mice
F is for Fisherqueen, stabbed by a spork.
s is for sugaree, slain by an orc.
A is astro, who’s fresh as a daisy
R is for Rubystreak, who went stone-cold crazy
W is for Weirddave, eaten by mice
M is for Mangetout, struck dumb for a month
V is for vl_mungo, who fell off a cliff
Damn it, I’ll play.
s is for sugaree, squeezed in a vice.
Q is for Qadgop, eviscerated by mice
Wait, weirddave used mice, dammit.
Q is for Qadgop, eviscerated by moose.
L is for lovelee, who tested a noose.
C is for CBCD, whose eyeballs sprang loose