J ith for jr8, baked with thome bunth. :wally
b]s** is for [b[scablet**, who bungled her code
T is for TPWombat, poisoned by Woad
E is for Esprix, choked on man a la mode.
BASTARD!
(Mine’s funnier. 
)
Esprix
D is for Dave Woo whose name was all wrong.
S for Sakura, choked dead by a thong.
S is for samarm, as big as king kong.
D is for Deadly Nightlight, who was gored by a lemur
P for Paprika, squashed flat by a Beamer.
F is for Freyr who was fucked in the fanny.
G is for Green Bean, shaken by her nanny.
Jeebus, Freyr, you’re really trying to avoid that archaeology reading, aren’t you…
E is for Eve, done in by a monkey.
M is for Mr. Matthew who shared needles with a junkie.
H is for Happy, shot with an arrow.
B is for BadBaby, run down by a 'barrow.
L is for Lamar, exiled to Point Barrow.
T is for Twickster, shot off in a rocket.
E is for essvee, who stuck his finger in a socket