A is for AwSnappity, carried off by a gypsy.
S is for Saltire, bored to death in Poughkeepsie.
B’s for BadAstro, assaulted by Twinkies.
N is for Nocturne, who choked on her Twinkies.
I MEANT:
N is for Nocturne, strangled by Slinkies.
S is for scott77 banned by Lynn.
A is for Alice who likes tonic and gin.
W is for Walloon, who duelled a Fleming in Brussels.
M is for Marlitharn, who got the trots from bad mussels.
T is for Tikki who was tickled by a toad.
A Is for Aslan2, smashed flat on a road.
S is for Sublight, who blew his last load.
O is for Oxy, suffused with uranium…
W’s for Wally, pushing up a geranium
(don’t get all huffy—Wally would have laughed, and we can’t leave him out!)
Well then. W is for Wildest Bill, who blew his nose and emptied his cranium.
C is for Capybara, cooked up for Lent.
L is for Lauramarlane who told her ex to get bent
D is for dorkusmalorkusmafia who angered the wrong folk
m is for malaka who choked on egg yolk
**D[b/] is for Dijon, spread thin on some rye