The Gashlycrumb Dopers.

A is for AwSnappity, carried off by a gypsy.

S is for Saltire, bored to death in Poughkeepsie.

B’s for BadAstro, assaulted by Twinkies.

N is for Nocturne, who choked on her Twinkies.

I MEANT:

N is for Nocturne, strangled by Slinkies.

S is for scott77 banned by Lynn.

A is for Alice who likes tonic and gin.

W is for Walloon, who duelled a Fleming in Brussels.

M is for Marlitharn, who got the trots from bad mussels.

T is for Tikki who was tickled by a toad.

A Is for Aslan2, smashed flat on a road.

S is for Sublight, who blew his last load.

O is for Oxy, suffused with uranium…

W’s for Wally, pushing up a geranium

(don’t get all huffy—Wally would have laughed, and we can’t leave him out!)

Well then. W is for Wildest Bill, who blew his nose and emptied his cranium.

C is for Capybara, cooked up for Lent.

L is for Lauramarlane who told her ex to get bent

D is for dorkusmalorkusmafia who angered the wrong folk

m is for malaka who choked on egg yolk

**D[b/] is for Dijon, spread thin on some rye