The 'Gay Agenda'

Once upon a time, I stumbled upon several hysterical funny posts on the board that outlined the mythical ‘Gay Agenda’.
It included "memorizing show tunes’, I think and ‘banning polyester.’
I’ve searched and searched for it to no avail and with my pitifully slow dial-up connection, I could be here until Christmas.
I’d appreciate it if someone can either point me to the thread in question or supply the necessary components of said ‘agenda’.
There’s someone I really need to email it to muy pronto.
Thanks.

Here ya go. A search of “agenda tunes” brought back this *fabulous * result.

That’s the one-thank you so much!
You have no idea how many threads ‘gay agenda’ and ‘show tunes’ pulled up!