The gay/lesbian movie drinking game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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One drink for every: long, wistful glance; near-kiss; snide reference to parents; phrase in a foreign language; non-gay stereotype; joke about gay priests; gathering of oddball friends who regularly meet, especially if it’s on a holiday; times someone is walked in on doing something deviant.

Two drinks for every: coming out to a friend; actual same-sex kiss; implied sex; annoying close-up of feet; scene with go-go dancers.

Three drinks for every: coming out to parents, anything involving HIV (scare, disclosure, death), heterosexual sex, show tune.

Finish the bottle if: kd lang is naked, as you’re watching Salmonberries and if you watch the entire movie while sober your brain will dribble out of your ears; if it’s in black and white, because you’re watching Go Fish or Therese and Isabelle, and repeated viewing can cause vision damage.

Feel free to add your own!

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Would the few black and white shots in Chasing Amy count?

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Well, in the movie “Trick” (I think), this British boarding school student comes out to the school at an assembly for an award he’s being given. So how many would that be?

Throw (empty) beer can at screen if: scene cuts away from intimate moment and you know they went further; movie ends and you wanted more; you’re playing beer darts (which is something completely different).

[sub]I went with cans instead of bottles because of possible damage to the screen.[/sub]

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Ok, I have a copy of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. This sounds like a fun Saturday night.

Would the ABBA songs count as show tunes, too?

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What if you’re watching a “straight porn” ? do the rules change??

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Finish the bottle if:

The gay person is a villain.
The gay person turns straight.
The gay person dies.

I just finished watching all but the last three episodes of Fushigi Yuugi, and let me tell you, between Nuriko, Tomo, Suboshi, and Nakago, I’d be under the table by now.

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Good thing you weren’t watching “The Mexican”

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*Originally posted by iampunha *

Actually, m’dear, the movie you’re thinking of is called “Get Real”. “Trick” is about two guys looking for a place to hook up.

Myrnalene, who, for a straight gal, possesses an oddly extensive knowledge of this subject…

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Hmmm…I seem to have killed it.
Was it my schoolmarmish correction of iampunha? Don’t be afraid, Dopers, you can continue your fun without molestation by me.

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I wonder if we could do a SDMB gay thread drinking game to go along with this?

:wink:

I got one - drink every time matt and I flirt.

Oh, ma-aaaaaat… :wink:

Esprix

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Drink one what? :slight_smile: (And does that count?)

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No, no, no.

You boys shoo and find a room. I won’t have my thread degenerate into flirting that is non-sapphic!

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Enough with the flirting already! You think we need more flirting? Believe me - flirting we don’t need!

It starts with the cute boys making the kissy kissy, the next thing you got Chief Scott with the “I always wanted a lesbian scene” and then believe me, from there it’s all downhill.

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Gay or lesbian character from an ethnic minority who never has an SO the whole show - 2 drinks

Redboss

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How about:

Out lesbian seduces closeted lesbian leading to hot, sweaty monkey love and distress as in Desert Hearts.

Two shots

A love that dares not speak its name to the point that the lovers have to run off with each other to be together as in Maurice.

Three shots

Unrequited love which causes main character to find out that they had been the object of an unrequited love ala Billy’s Hollywood Screen Kiss.

A line of coke followed by a speedball and rehab