The Geek at Work

How’s next Friday? Say noon, at the food court in the mall?

(I saw a calendar on your desk in the picture. I thought it might be a joke type calendar, and you could share!)

Which mall?

Okay, just to settle everyone’s curiosity:

On the upper left hand corner is the Disney DVD collection and the jar to the immediate right is pipe tobacco which I don’t use too much anymore, but when I do it’s a local blend called “yellow jacket.” The jar directly above the monitor which looks suspiciously like cocaine, is in fact, cocaine. No, really, it’s Duocal which is a dietary supplement for Liam. The calendar is the Disney desk calendar and right behind that is a picture that my daughter drew about 5 years ago. Among the assorted detrius on the desk is my wallet, my Bugs Bunny checkbook, and my Mickey Mouse keyring. Mickey is also on the mousepad. On the monitor, you can just see Cracker Jack stickers of Tweety and Porky Pig and if you could see the other side, you’d see Marvin the Martian, Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn as well. The stain on my shirt is either Earl Grey tea or baby oil (don’t ask.) Catdog is playing on the television, a program which I find personally abhorrent, but the kids seem to like it.

Anything else?

It’s a long sig and I’m a man of few words. Or would you want me to have a bigger longer sig so I can clog up the boards some more? Would you enjoy some more quality time with the loading bar, dan I. think. NOT.

And now, here’s my long-winded yet anti-bad-eyesight sig.

Cool picture. Just wish my workspace was as clear as that.

Whoops. Gotta go. Another paper avalanche a comin’ …