What's on your monitor?

On my monitor at home, there is nothing. I love the pristine, clean blackness of the Dell monitor. It is soothing.

My monitor at work is a whole nuther story.

On top: A small stuffed vibrating fish from Fannie Farmer. His name is Vibrochamp (named after a local band).

Stuck to the border around the screen, clockwise, starting at upper left:
[ul][li]Picture of my nieces with a fake autumn background. Niece number one is holding a pinecone, niece number two some leaves.[/li]
Several I-Zone sticky film pictures:
[li]My dog, sitting on the kitchen rug, looking at me like, What now?.[/li][li]El Hubbo with a “Hey baby!” look on his face.[/li][li]My dog, left profile.[/li][li]My dog, reclining.[/li][li]My dog, tongue lolling.[/li][li]My dog, looking down at the camera.[/li][li]My dog in her “Sit pretty!” pose.[/li][li]My dog, chewing on her “tug,” a knotted rope.[/li]
[li]Several suntina labels.[/li][li]The made in Bombay sticker from a scarf given to me by an Ethiopian friend. It features a ram on the beach, eating grass with two palm trees, a large cloud and a flock of birds in the background. Terai Exports 33 Ali Umer Street, Bombay[/li][li]Several Granny Smith apple labels.[/li]
More I-Zone sticky film pictures:
[li]My dog, in her “Bang!” pose.[/li][li]Me and my co-worker.[/li][li]My two best friends.[/li][li]My dog, looking down at the camera, listening to something behind her with her right ear (her ears are like radar dishes).[/li][li]My dog, sitting and looking up at the camera.[/li][li]My dog, reclining and looking up at the camera.[/li][/ul]What’s on yours?

A webcam that hasn’t been used in 2 years.
My portable Zip drive
A pair of headphones.

Terribly boring, I know.
-foxy

here at work:

a mini Lego X-Wing
" " " Advanced TIE Fighter
" " " Snowspeeder
" " " AT-ST

and a mirror so I can see who’s walking past/stopping in my cubicle without turning alllll the waaaaaay around to look.

I have a cow, now.

And a lizard.

Yes, a monitor lizard…

Just two days ago I taped up an index card with all the DVD player keyboard shortcuts. Now I know how to stop and fast forward without using the mouse. You can tell I’m pleased with my ingenuity. Before that, nothing but a lot of dust. I would have a hard time balancing stuffed animals or action figures on the top, though…

I now have a flat screen monitor, that makes our 10 year old iguana sad, she so enjoyed the warmth of the CRT.

I have a small mirror, so I can watch Letterman behind my back while I post at night.

on top of monitor: a purple wabbit that I used to use (slightly) as a teaching aid; optical cleaning cloth

on top of processor box: wizard statue (probably Gandalf); music CD’s to listen to in drive

The IR remote sensor for my TV tuner card and a mini bobble head that I got in a box of cereal.

HEY DUDE I GOT A DELL TOO!!!
Just dust on it, I really don’t think anything could set there.

Pornography, of course.
oh yeah this message board too

:smiley:

At home, I have an old printing press graphic block on mine. It was apparently designed for catalog printing. It has an excellent engraving of a trumpet on it.

At work, I have nothing on my monitor. There are enough distractions, already.

I have a stuffed Bun-Bun (the murderous mini-lop), complete with plush switchblade, and Fi-Do, my two-headed Dalmutation Meanie Baby.

A mic holder, sans mic, and a box of gummy bears. I forgot they were there. Thanks, I had a sweet tooth.

A kick-ass Lego snow-speeder. That’s the best thing they ever made. And a tiny Virgin Atlantic rubber ducky.

At work, just a block of wood I carved my name in 15 years ago. Honestly, I really though the OP meant what was, you know, on the monitor. You know, on screen?

Whatever.
At home I only have an old laptop, so nuttin’ fits.

::le sigh:: Elijah Wood’s sweet, soft face…

A mixture of blood and semen.

hrh

On top of my monitor is perched my little webcam, which I rarely use. Also up there is a framed photo of Gunslinger and me from when we first met. Finally, there’s a wooden duck decoy. It has a couple of hats hung on it - Gun’s old Justin Boots cap, and a black hat from the '40s that I bought on eBay and have yet to wear anyplace.

Home - Sony GDM20
The Argonath bookends, new copies of FotR and TTT, Sea Kayaker - Deep Trouble, the complete works of Shakespeare, and two tiny green and blue foam ziggurats made by my daughter.

Work - Nanao 21
Nothing - the cubicle must remain as clean as possible.