No, I don’t mean lizard. Yes, I do have a Dell.
[crickets chirping]
Got milk?
Quick, kill it!
There’s a mouse, a frog, a small rubber chicken and a tiny beefeater on top of mine.
It’s also a Dell.
See, I would’ve guessed it was a Gateway… :smack:
Does this mean you’ll be inviting us all over for steak soon? 
I have a rubber chicken on my monitor - I think it wants to kill me. Evvvvviillll Chicken.
Everybody sing…
I got a cow on my monitor
a penguin in my soul
a rooster in the skateboard race
a wambat eating my roll
Wambat’s eat any old rolls.
Wombats eat only sushi rolls.
Well, there was a pooping pig on top of mine a while ago.
That is, until the poo started to really melt.
Let’s see, I got: a catalogue, 3 CD’s, memo pad, half a sheet off a legal pad, a dictionary, broken pencil and a glass of orange juice. I bought the whole set that way, saw it in the computer store window and just had to have it.
I got two spotted Zebras. They look like they’re smiling.
I got a shark on a bendy stick*, with gOOgley eyes, wearing a lifebelt.
It’s not anatomically correct.
It has the wrong number of gill-slits.
And the monitor’s a Dell.
*used to be a pen, but the pen bit’s gone.
I’ve got:
a Gargoyle
a string of skulls with light up eyes (green)
a small rocket
and a dragon beanie
mine is not a Dell or a gateway 
I have a Happy Monk ™
http://www.johnbalint.com/specials.html
A tiny Pig Squeekie Toy, and a 2.5 oz (64g) glass bottle of ketchup.
Naturally the pig and the ketchup are next to another, for obvious reasons. My PC is a dell also, and the pig is owned by the “Farmer in the Dell”.
<runs and ducks>
Oh, and the Happy Monk ™ has one of those umbrellas from fruity drinks keeping him in the shade.
I have either a small black cat or a large grey one on my monitor (I’m not at home right now so I don’t know which one it is, but it’s not supper time, so one of them will be there for sure, as it’s the warmest spot in the house, even better than the bathroom heat vent).
There is a pig in front of mine, a handsome and modest pig though
I have not seen ones like that! (Are you sure they aren’t cows???) 
since i have a flat monitor…
there is a fortune taped to the front that says
“Good fortune awaits you at the end of the day.”
01 15 26 35 39 25
It gets me through work.
Spotted zebras?!
That’s an outrage!
Where in THE hell did this thread come from? I don’t remember typing the OP.