I still have the baby killer patch I earned as a Cadet.
Hmm, the lesbian and baby killing is one thing but I find that the feminist militia gives them a funny taste at times.
No, but it does if you eat a brownie.
I thought that was coconut.
Is that the one with a coathanger crossed out?
Too bitter?
And here’s Dr Seuss dreaming about Johnny Bravo vs The Girl Scouts.
Got milk?
That and a side of hating myself for being male afterward. Maybe I just got a bad batch.
Dammit, I must have dropped out just before the feminist, godless, man-hating, pro-abortion lesbianism started. I miss all the fun!
Back when I was in the Army, and served overseas in Korea, my mother sent me care packages. Generally the goodies were supposed to be shared around.
But when I got a box of treats that included Thin Mints I took them out and kept them all for myself, before sharing around the rest of the box.
But hey, serving in the military, we already all were baby-killing feminist lesbians, weren’t we?
The church I attend must be terrible, because during cookie selling season they let our girls who are Scouts sell cookies after church!
All I know is that I want cookies so. damn. bad now.
Rev. Psycho Jones will want to burn Girl Scout cookies next. At least it will smell good.
Having had a son in Boy Scouts and a daughter in Girl Scouts, I have to say that the lesbian baby-killing feminist militia cookies are a LOT easier to sell than the bigoted popcorn coated in chocolate, nuts, and hate that the Boy Scouts are stuck with.
Ya know, I usually do my share with the ‘buy my kids stuff’ but just the other day I turned down the boyscout goodies for just this reason.
Same here.
But this guy is right! Not only did we sell cookies, we went to a Girl Scout Camp that had its own terrorist gang!
It was the IRC–International Revolutionary Committee–and they kidnapped a teddy bear and were planning to toss him down the latrine. The teddy bear got lucky though. He was rescued by a gang of girl scout thugs who were in the process of tying the camp leader to her cot.
Ah, the good old girl scout days, where you first learned to respect God and country and have fun with antisocial behavior.
Yep - you figured it all out:
Cookies are good with milk.
How do they keep the cream from separating from the milk? They homogenize it.
That’s right, they HOMOgenize it. It’s all a front for the QUEERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Heading into my 8th year of pimping my daughter’s cookies at work…and 6th year of being lead cookie madam for her entire troop
Not without a lot of processing.
Haven’t you ever heard of bonemeal?
“If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?”.
Everyone knows how to make lesbian cookies, right?
Use the regular recipe but without any nuts.
decorous ripple of applause
How does this relate to the lesbian thing, & have you considered making a short feature film on the subject? An Art film, of course.