That was the whole idea. A plot to use reverse psychology to get you to buy cookies
Besides GSC ain’t what they used to be for years now
What, no Family Circus for this topic? 
This is the reason the American Heritage Girls were created. From the Wiki article:
“The American Heritage Girls is a Christ-centered scouting organization founded in 1995 by Patti Garibay and other parents from West Chester, Ohio, who were unhappy that the Girl Scouts accepted lesbians as troop leaders, allowed girls to substitute another word more applicable to their belief for “God” in the promise, and allegedly banned prayer at meetings.”
As a Christian, these guys scare me. I would much rather have my daughter in Girl Scouts if she were interested. Right now, she’s too involved in band and Star Wars to think of anything else.
To be honest, SpiralScouts looks pretty good, too.
You realize, don’t you, that Mr Zeiger has disavowed* those remarks? They were, after all, made when he was young and foolish; now, at the ripe old age of 25, he realizes that he was incorrect.
(The fact that they could well cost him the election never entered his mind. Nosireebob.)
*Admittedly not a remarkably good link on the disavowal, but the best I could find quickly.
These lesbian baby-killing feminist militia cookies are SINFULLY DELICIOUS!!! Mwahahahaha! Taste a better evil!
He’ll have to get his cookies elsewhere! Like on the internet from a confidential gay escort service. Chocolate Schweaty Balls!
I’ll bet their cookies suck. (I have fond memories of being a Girl Scout. And one of my troop leaders was the wife of PA gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett. I’m not voting for him, though. But Mrs. Corbett was awesome.)
The lesbians I’ve met have gotten pretty mad when I tried to eat their cookies. I was probably doing it wrong.
Even though AHG isn’t a Catholic organization, I can’t help but think of the communion wafer instead of the cookie. In that case, I’d have to agree with you.
And Spiral Scout cookies? All natural. Twigs and leaves. 
We’re gonna need a bigger basket!
It’s because of the cookies.
Man, all our scout leader taught us was line-dancing and cross-stitch. If she’d thrown in the militant lesbianism, I might’ve stayed in for more than just the one year.
I learned about the binary code and how to shoot a gun in the Girl Scouts.
(For real.)