Wolfmen aren’t really undead, per se 
And I only like some Monty Python. A lot of it I don’t get, apparently. Same with 3 Stooges.
For five years, my family only did two things together, as a group: eat dinner and watch the Simpsons. These days, we never eat any meals together, but we all watch the Simpsons from our own perspective TVs. When I walk to the bathroom during a commercial break, I hear the same commercials echoing down the halls from our bedrooms.
Like Elvis, I’ve never met a single person who “hates” the Simpsons. Some people choose not to watch it, others just lost track, but no one ever “hates” it. Ugh. I just got a chill.
I have my most favorite episode on tape: the one where Bart has a crush on his babysitter Laura (voiced by Sara Gilbert from Roseanne). I make all prospective boyfriends view this, along with my favorite episodes of Taxi, Seinfeld, and The Wonder Years, as well as a few choice skits from SNL. They are, intrinsically, key to understanding me as a person. I can’t imagine dating someone who said, flat-out, “I hate the Simpsons” or “I hate Taxi.” It’s not even an option.
When did my wife’s name become Emilia?
Yeah, but they sure should stay away from silver bullets!
Fierra,
in England, hoping for more weird, undead creatures for the new Hallowe’en special (which we’ll get to see when you have this year’s Christmas special…nothing like A Simpson’s Hallowe’en special to make a christmas!)
- Some of you guys might look into acquiring new girlfriends! The #1 rule for guys should be dont date a girl who takes herself too seriously.
- -Don’t like Pulp Fiction? Well, some girls are just too prissy to appreciate some of the funniest and finest dialogue ever to be uttered on screen.
-Monty Python either? Unbelievable. Maybe she just doesnt
understand the accents? Takes a few viewings.
-No Simpsons? Get! Get away from me with your crazy talk!
…but…
-Stooges? Nah. I can’t stand it either. My boyfriend have decided that the 3 Stooges are the ultimate dividing line between men and women. Stooges=stupid. boring. Hmmppphh.
Doesn’t like The Simpsons. Oh my. I think my heart just stopped.
I would date you just to watch that tape.
Why would you even want to be with someone like that. It’s sounds very dull. What exactly are the things she likes? The freaking Teletubbies?
Man, I’m just being an idiot posting in this thread, but I have to stick up for poor, slandered Emilia.
I hate the Simpsons!
I have watched it before. I emphatically didn’t enjoy it. When my friends make Simpsons jokes, I don’t find it funny even before I know where they are from.
runs and hides
Yeah, you better run.
How often does one get a chance to be denounced as evil by Elvis and a lawyer at the same time?
I can’t pass it up: I hate the Simpsons.
I love cartoons–my TV is tuned to Cartoon Network more often than not, and I haven’t had anything but anime in the DVD player in weeks. I love Monty Python. I like political (and other) satire.
I hate the Simpsons. Maybe if the show were better animated, or the color scheme less nauseating, or the character’s voices less grating, or the whole show less intrinsically annoying I’d like it. I don’t. Deal with it.
None of this proves that Emilia isn’t a humor-impaired twit, of course, but the frightened attorney flight reflex may have kicked in prematurely.
Same difference; it’s a little known fact that Elvis disappeared in 1977 in order to attend law school in anonymity.
As for the rest of your post, Feh, I say.
Sua
Surest sympton of a defective “good taste” gene.
A-ha! You’ve slipped up at last, Elvis. You’ve been so clever with your “terrified attorney” cover, but now we’ve found you out, and we’re taking you back to Vega Prime. Better put your SPF9000 on.
<strange green glow surrounds Sua as he is levitated out to the mother ship>
Here in Philly, Simpsons reruns are on 6:30 and 7:00. Every now and then, my parents call me during this time.
“Are you alright, honey? You sound kinda distracted.”
“Oh, I’m fine. I’m just watching the Simpsons.”
“Oh, sorry. I’ll call you back.”
My life may not be perfect. But when it comes to parents, I’m a lucky man.