[chris farley]oh yeah?!? Well, when god was giving out brains, you thought he said trains… and … then you got on one.[/chris farley]
You not-nice person!
I fart in your general direction.
plus
Did your mother have any kids that lived?
and
The best part of you ran down your father’s leg.
butt-munchers
Cram it, you poindexters! You can just all go and eat tough cheese. And take two running jumps into a lake.
Arthur Dent?
Yes.
You’re a knee-biter.
You guys are all just…just mean!
…about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
…dumb as a box of nails
…dumb as a bag of hammers
You Fatso!
Oh yeah? I know you are but what am I?
His porch light’s on, but nobody’s home.
She ain’t eating with both chopsticks.
A walk through the ocean of his thoughts would scarcely get your feet wet.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
You used to be clueless, but you’ve turned that around 360 degrees.
his brain could find shelter in the shade of a snow pea
There used to be a site called The Surrealistic Insult Generator. Here’s one I remember:
You illegitimate offspring of a nihilistic accountant!
If brains were trees you’d be dumber than a box of apples.
In case you can’t figure it out, don’t blame me, thumb-licker.
May your journey be long and tedious, and may your Camel pass wind constantly, and may the gentle breeze carry this directly to your nostrils.
You thrice cursed son of a motherless goat! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose!
May all of the sands of the Sahara, fill your navel.
May all of the fleas of the camels of Egypt, infest your armpits.
[Blackadder]
May something slightly unpleasant happen to you, like a turnip fallin on your head.
[/Blackadder]
Chucklebutts.
What?!? You fooey-ca-ca faces!
