Agreed. Leave Buckner alone.
Aw, c’mon, Euty, who could ever pit you?? I mean, you’re so brilliant and charming and all, and we are but lowly worms, burrowing in the mud beneath your brightly gleaming (non-jack-)boots. For gleam they do, like unto a beacon from heaven, showing us mere Members the way to truth and happiness.
Bow down, you cretins. Bow down before your better. Follow the word and the way of the one, the only, the incomparable EUTYCHUS!!
This has been Sucking Up Big-Time with your host, Kn*ckers.