It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing milk-bone underwear. --Norm from
Cheers–
“Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.” - John McClane
From MAS*H (the newsreel interview episode):
“Don’t dream it, be it.” - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
From MASH- Hawkeye: “An Edible Complex is when a guy likes his mom’s cooking better than eating out.”
+1 to “Round up the usual suspects.” (Also from the greatest movie)
Got to go with WATCHMEN.
“I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it thirty-five minutes ago.”
“East is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
“That is why you fail.”
From that we are going to Mars movie about 12 years back. Red Planet I think it was called.
Val Kilmer is a crew member. Basically the space janitor. Early in the movie they find themselves in a jam and are trying to figure something out. They do or he does? And he says something to the effect of:
Mr Jones was right. One day math would save my life.
Then lots of bad shit happens and near the end Kilmer is finally going to blast back off to safety. He give Mars the finger and says:
I hate this fucking planet.
Beat me to it.
It really depends on what one is in I suppose.
Right now, I’m in the mood to say the greatest line is…
Sweep the leg.
From The Karate Kid.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Its no longer “PC”, so I’m not gonna type it, but its funny as hell! Paul Newman says it as he is heading to his car, pauses, then turns back to adress the team owner.
How about you just tell us anyway.
In recent memory, this:
The Doctor: Didn’t anyone ever tell you? There’s one thing you never put in a trap. If you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap.
Bob: And what would that be, sir?
The Doctor: Me.
" I want you to hold it between your knees."
“Come with me if you want to live”
from T1 and T2. It was used perfectly in T2 for a purpose, not just a sequel pointlessly callingback to the original for campyness.
Another one from MAS*H a’la Sidney Freedman.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Good choice.
I’ll contribute two nominees:
Maltese Falcon:
Q: What’s that?
A: The stuff dreams are made of.
Stripes:
“I’m too old for this shit.”