The greatest line from any movie or TV

“I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners, I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.”

– Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart); The Big Sleep (1946)

“Yeah, and come to think of it, that’s not the first time you’ve described your life in the way of John Rambo’s life.”

Dennis Reynolds
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Of course, I knew something about that didnt’ seem right.

Oh well, now you made me remember a great one: “By Grabthar’s hammer…what a savings.”

From To Have and Have Not:
[QUOTE=Lauren Bacall (playing Marie “Slim” Browning)]

You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.
[/QUOTE]

Bacall married Bogart within months of their meeting in this film. Their first child was named Steve.

A more recent one from Ben Affleck’s The Town:

Claire: I’m sure I’d recognize their voices, if I heard them again.

Doug: I dunno. It may be harder than you think.

If we’re doing Spike then

“cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost shag, cuppa tea”

Mind you if we count TV:

Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear, while driving a truck, said: ‘It really is a hard job and I’m not just saying that to gain favour with truck drivers.
You’ve got to change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror… murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder. That’s a lot of effort in a day.’

Mind you if we count TV:

Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear, while driving a truck, said:

‘It really is a hard job and I’m not just saying that to gain favour with truck drivers.
You’ve got to change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror… murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder. That’s a lot of effort in a day.’

From Absence of Malice

James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General: “Now we’ll talk all day if you want to. But, come sundown, there’s gonna be two things true that ain’t true now. One is that the United States Department of Justice is going to know what in the good Christ - excuse me, Angie - is going on around here. And the other is I’m gonna have somebody’s ass in my briefcase.”

Col Jessup: “You can’t handle the truth!”

There’s a Vampire movie called Lost Boys I think. But its not your usual vampire movie. Its about two teenage brothers sent to live with their Grandpa for the summer in California. Lets say its Oakland. Well, the older brother falls in with a bad crowd of other boys. Turns out they are vampires. Well, older bro gets turned into one or is being turned into one. Older bro doesnt want this to happen. Younger bro sure doesnt and is freaking out. Well, somehow they fight the vampires and reverse/stop older brother vampirization. I don’t think gramps helped with any of the vampire stuff or knew about it going on. And at the end of the movie they are leaving and saying their goodbyes. Somebody asks if they had a good time. They say yes (or something like that).

Then gramps says “Yeah, Oakland is great place, except for all the damn vampires”

Oh, and at one point I think young bro says something like “I’m going to tell mom you’re fucking vampire!”

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

And let’s not forget the immortal words of Corey Haim: “Death by Stereo!”

Please explain to me how I never noticed that, later in the scene, as everyone around him is running about and being slaughtered, Guy is standing there frozen in panic, he alone completely unharmed.

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I can’t believe how much I love that movie. It is so adorable, I want to wrap it in a blankie and kiss it on the nose.

Giles: “We few, we happy few…”

Spike: “We band of buggered!”

It reads well, But it sounds much better.

“great ass !!! and you got your head all the way up it” Al Pacino Heat

“Whoever told you that you could work with men?” - Al Pacino to Kevin Spacey - Glengarry Glen Ross.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”