Dr. Strangelove, an all time classic.
I haven’t seen this one so far:
“May the force be with you.”
Or how 'bout, “Come get some” or “Hail to the King, baby.”
E.T. phone home.
Life is like a box of chocolates…
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat (I use this one a lot!)
“Snakes… Why did it have to be snakes?”
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
“Plastics.”
“Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” - Stanely Spadowski, UHF
''What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. ‘’
“Good… bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”
-Ash from Army of Darkness
"Now you listen to me. You hear what I’m saying?.. I’m alright!!"
-Ash from Evil Dead 2
Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’. That’s godamned right.
-The Shawshank Redemption
People are always asking me, ‘Do I know Tyler Durden.’
-Fight Club
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller…
Five Easy Pieces…Jack Nicholson
I have many favorites, but since I have to run off to work, here is one of my all time favorites. It brings back so many memories when Jack and I were both young. ** 
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**Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules."
- “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?”
- “I want you to hold it between your knees.”**
“Damn the man, save the empire”- Mark, Empire records
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A Fish Called Wanda
It’s K-K-K-K-Ken… c-c-c-coming to K-k-k-kill me
IMHO the greatest Black Humor film of all time is Dr. Strange Love. The following quote/exchange between Peter Seller’s character Mandrake and Keenan Wynn’s character Col. Bat Guano is indicative of the insanity of the Human Situation when complicated by a bureaucratic and militaristic mind set.
Mandrake has only minutes to contact the President of the U.S.A. about the impending global doom. All communication on the base has been destroyed by the Sterling Hayden character who is now dead. The only available outside communication is a pay phone. Neither character has change:
**Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine?! Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!!
Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?!
Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.**
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“It’s even got a “Wuh” for Wendy”
(Easily missed, but one of my favorites from the movie)
I thought this was Time Bandits
Also from UHF: You so stupid!
“It’s all in the reflexes.” - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
“If you torture this sonofabitch enough he’ll tell you he started the Chicago Fire, but that doesn’t necessarily make it fuckin’ so.” - Nice Guy Eddie, Reservoir Dogs
“My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!” - Dante, Clerks (followed by “In a row?”)
…and my sig.
I don’t know why I remember these…
They were cones! – The Wedding Singer
** Pick up the rifle… put your finger on the trigger… take a deep breath to steady your nerves.** – Escanaba in da Moonlight
It’s no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want is to make a lot of money. – Citizen Cane
** Goddamn, this is a pretty fucking good milkshake…** – Pulp Fiction
“Do you wanna live forever…?”
in one of those Conan movies
“A strange man defecated on my sister.”
- Crimes and Misdemeanors