The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles

Splendor in the Ass
Her-Ass-Lick Park. Or, if you prefer, Jurassic Pork.
And, my favorite:

Regarding Hiney.

My friends and I made a game out of this very concept, some of the highlights:

Wet Dreams May Cum

  • Ben Her Over *

and one from “40 Days and 40 Nights:”

  • In Diana Jones *

I feel dirty :smiley:

Not sure if this is a real title or not, but I saw it on Family Guy. “Assablanca”.

The Anal Family

The Whores Whisperer

The Genital’s Daughter

Santa Claus is Cumming to Town

My friend says he has it but i’ve never seen it yet

“Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secreations”

Weapons of Ass Destruction

(from the Onion)

Falcon Breast. I didn’t see it. However, On Golden Blonde was rather enjoyable. I think.

And don’t forget Sex Wars!

Se3en
The Shitting Nudes
Glad He Ate Her
Arse Wide Shit
The Merkin Resident
The Cast That Ate Out Paris
He’sapoppin’
Gorillas in the Miss

E.T.: The Extra-Testicle.

No lie.

Here’s a porn movie title that is a spoof on another porn movie

“Debbie Does Dishes”

For real!

A friend of mine told me this one - I’m not sure if it’s a real movie. He gave two alternate versions:
*
A Rimmer Runs Through It

A Rimmer Tongues Through It
*

Position Impossible

And one I saw on a marquee many years ago:

Little Often Annie

Pocohontass

The C.O.D.father

The Outlaw Josie Wails and Moans

OK, I made them up, well, 'cept Pocohontass, I’m pretty sure that’s real. I’ll do some personal research to find out.

I’m disappointed. Nobody mentioned “Buttman & Throbbin.”
I thought that one would be obvious.

"Throbbin’ Hood"

is my personal favorite.

The best one I’ve seen would have to be “Sex Trek III - The Next Gyration.” Another good one was “The 69th Sense” with the quote, “I see naked people.”

Personal fav:
(When Harrison Ford was best boxoffice)

“Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mombo.”

Im not sure about that one, but i DO remember one called

  • Poke-her-anus*

and once again, I feel dirty :smiley:

hocus poke us

star whores

nothing to do with the OP, but ‘titty town 2’ was always a favourite porn title of mine.

and no, i havent seen it