The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles

Let’s not forget the classic Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy.

Brings a tear to my eye, it does…

Deepthroat Island - the title was actually censored on the cable system’s tv guide channel. It read, “D…throat.”

Holy shite, I am rolling. There are some definite classics in here.

Itty Bitty Gang Bang, The Pudsucker Roxy, Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy - my stomach hurts.

May as well contribute another one that escaped me yesterday: Do The White Chick

Cockoon

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Blackdraft

Howard the Fuck

The Schlong-shank Redemption

Jacob’s Bladder

Let’s not forget:

Deep Impact

Fire Down Below

In & Out

Every Which Way But Loose

Howard’s End

The Black Stallion

Big Daddy

Three Men and a Little Lady

Shaft
Oh, wait those are REAL movie titles!

**American Booty

Dirty Pantsing

“Water” World

Humpy Old Men

Sluts of Beverly Hills

The Little Spermaid**

Blazing Zippers

There’s Something Inside Mary

Nominee for the most tortured attempt:
Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

**Peeing there

Gulp Friction

Vampire in Brook-Lynn

I know Who You Did Last Summer

The Mighty Fucks

Riding in Cars with Boys, and then Giving Them Handjobs While Parked Under the Interstate**

A Midsummer Night’s Cream

No kiddng–it was listed in Shakespeare Quarterly!

Made up?

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Hmm. I was actually going for titles you have actually seen, either on the shelves, in some rag mag (sorry), or on a preview channel somewhere.

My examples all fit this category. But what the hell, it doesn’t really matter, does it? :slight_smile:

The Cunt for Red Cocktober

So much porn, and no-one has mentioned:

Cliffbanger

Not long after Space Jam came out, I was in a hotel room and noted that the porn playlist included Face Jam.

I once saw an ad for a beach movie (based on the Annette Funicello/Frakie Avalon Movies): Beach Blanket Bango! (complete with hokey songs). Always wondered if it was any good.

I’ve seen When Harry Wet Sally laying around before. Always struck me as amusing.