loneliness I find
rustling with the leaves outside
my bedroom window
anticipation;
joy sneaking inside my heart,
love, unlooked for, finds.
rain falling on me,
plants a seed of emptiness;
tears join the flow down.
I’m here in Denver.
Here’s what I am wondering:
Where is all the snow?
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”>The car was a gift,
Thirteen hundred dollars more
Will make it legal.</P>
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> Multi-thousandaire?
I am a pedestrian.
And I walk slowly.</P>
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> Tris </P> <HR>
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you i truly hate
you stupid ass freaking bitch
get me more dinner
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
Will_ice_storms_come_here,
and_cause_school_cancellations?
No._We_get_cold_drizzle.
February_sucks.
Especially_in_Muncie.
In_Indiana.
–John
Purplebear
mmmhhmmm oh yeah
what a babe!
Purplebear
hottielicious
wondergirl
Purplebear
I think I love you
kiss me
Purplebear
make me a sandwich
please!
I’m back! … Oh so NO-ONE knew I was gone? Well that’s just freakin great.
(Note to self: pressing enter AND typing {br} on these message boards makes 2 line breaks)
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I can’t remember
The last time that I had Spam…
Maybe it is pink.
Okay, you know what?
Spam is “flesh” colored, that’s it.
“pink” and “brown” both count.
O.O
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happy springtime pigs
coalesce from dewy rays
of dripping sunlight
…
the great satan warms
a googolplex of croissant
with tartaric flames
(Hey, you want NORMAL, ask someone else)
A new world order has been formed/between the cheque book and the dawn/A new renaissance man is born"
Jim Moginie/Peter Garrett/Martin Rotsey(Midnight Oil), “Renaissance Man”
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”>The clock ticks loudly.
Hero waits for a villain.
Then he becomes one. </P>
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> People seeking peace.
Run from fear. Hide from danger.
Carry fear with them.
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> Tris </P> <HR>
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Ahhh… a Haiku thread. What a beautiful thing for a pathetic would-be poet like myself. Translation: YAY! Another chance to bastardize a perfectly good art form!!!
I am all alone
I’m smoking a cigarette
And drinking coffee
No one understands
Why I can’t just go to bed
And sleep like my kids
I have no real life
Just a Straight Dope fantasy
And too much spare time
I ate the Devil
I seasoned him quite nicely
With some arsenic
Now I’ll burn in Hell
But I don’t really mind it
At least I’ll be warm
Thank you all for suffering through that. Now I can feel fulfilled in my life and die a happy woman.
I have included a certain amount of filth to please the gentlemen of the press.
–Baudelaire
Ta-da! Here it is!
My seventeen-hundredthh post!
Hey, Tris! Where’s my prize?
I should be working;
Instead I debate with you
The color of Spam…
My Spam is flesh-pink,
And makes a yummy sandwich;
Please hold the mayo…
Fried Spam, tho’, is brown
And tasty with Kraft singles
On Sunbeam white bread…
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> My heart is warm now,
At the proof of your return.
I do not count words. </P>
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> Cheer, when you have joy!
Weep, as you feel your sorrow,
But come back, and share.</P>
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”> Tris </P> <HR>
“Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys.”
– **Fyodor Dostoyevsky[b/]
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Mondays truely suck.
Vacation in but three days.
To much crap to do.
Why must we prepare
For any form of chaos?
We are too ready.
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
Straight Dope Message Boards,
I missed you so much this week!
Thank the gods you’re back.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I cannot center.
My thoughts can only be left.
My rights are taken.
The tools used to create art,
Are too powerfull for all.
What might be, is gone.
We must all be limited.
Because some are small.
Creation is beyond them.
Destruction takes no great skill.
Be kind, in your strength.
Share the fruits of your learning.
Tend God’s garden, Earth.
Cat Haiku
I love catnip mice
That's why I bite their heads off
They're good for breakfast
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.