Awe, poor baby!
Keep in mind that the “average kitten” is still at least an 8 on any base-ten cute scale. “Average among other kittens,” not “average among all things that are cute.”
Well, in that case . . . I guess I’ll keep you on my Amway mailing list. 
The construction and mantainece devision of TVCTPMO has parked a crane infront of the loading dock, and I have a truck on the way.
: headdesk :
Back from erranding - I made the stop at the post office, then a quick grocery stop. I was going to get cherries, but they only had one bag left and it was too huge, plus I’m leery of the last of anything. So no cherries.
**FCD **just called - he’s in SC. According to Google Maps, he’s about 8 hours away. So we shall see.
Gonna have some lunch, then do some towels. Then tidy. Ugh - I don’t like to tidy. 
Cheryl, I am so sorry about Wallflower. Peace and strength to you and her family.
Swampy, I honestly don’t believe in any of those work from home “opportunities”. I view them all as scams.
In order to build up “esprit de corps” they’re trying to do all sorts of silly and rather stupid things here too. I am not participating in any of them. They did have the sense to cancel the Dining In. It would have cost $45.00 per person for someone in my grade bracket. Let’s see here, you want me to spend nearly $100.00 for bad food, AND you’ve furloughed me. I think not. They cancelled it because not enough people had purchased tickets. Ya think??!!
Today is my Friday and tomorrow is my furlough day. However, tomorrow will be busy. I need to get Brandi a booster shot and take copies of her and Polar’s shot records to the place we will be boarding them next weekend. I have other errands to run as well. I still haven’t purchased anything to wear to my daughter’s wedding and it’s coming up next weekend. Time flies!!
All righty. I just finished hemming and ironing 10 towels. Time to start stenciling.
**Taters **- I heard from a former coworker in FL who’s also among the furloughed. He said SECDEF came to visit the Depot, but they kept him away from the working class. He just schmoozed with management. Yeah, that’ll give him an accurate picture of how the furlough is affecting the workforce. :rolleyes: Even tho I haven’t worked there in over 9 years, I know how the management is - they keep promoting their own kind: ass-kissers, politicians, and liars. My friend was telling me about who’s been promoted since I left, and it’s holding true. If you work hard and do the best job you can, that’s all you’ll ever do. Forget getting ahead…
Sorry. Even after being gone so long, that place can still piss me off!!! :smack:
You know how a pet (usually cats, in my experience) will eat straight down through their food, and when encountering the bottom of the bowl (despite the fact that there is still plenty of food piled up against the sides) will immediately go into *OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA STARVE!!!11!!1! *mode?
That’s what it’s like here when the fax machine toner starts to look a little light.
Stenciling is a time-consuming process! I’m quitting for today.
**FCD **is somewhere in Virginia - he should get home around 7:30-ish. He’ll probably find me in the knit position, dozing off. 
For a day of not doing a whole lot, I’s beat.
Today at work I got a chocolate bar as a reward for translating a document. Yay 
Two weeks off work now. I’m actually going to miss it.
My cat never did that but he did think every time I walked in the kitchen he should get fresh food. Never mind that he still had the bowlful that I just poured 10 seconds ago, if I took one foot step into the living room and turned back in to the kitchen he demanded fresh food.
I’ll go you one better - my cat thinks a middle-of-the-night bathroom break will be followed by feeding time
I’m watching… Sharknado!!!
Howdy Y’all! I survived irk again. That’s always a good thing right? BLTs and oven fries for dindin. The 'maters were the fresh ones my irkfriend gave me. They might not look like much but they taste nummy.
Drae homophone? I guess that would be all the telephones in da cave.
Also, the fax machine toner is lookin’ a little light? OMGOMGOMGZOMG!!!11111eleventy111!!! The apocalypse is here!
Count me in with the I hates it when irk PTB come up with “let’s make irk fun” stuff. I mean, nuttin’ wrong with havin’ some fun at irk but I want to choose who I have fun with, not be forced to have “fun” with people I don’t know well or mayhaps even like.
Took me a second to get this joke, but now I’m still laughing over it.
This week I had as close to Sheldon’s “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested” a moment as I’m ever likely to have. My job’s a bit hard to describe, but let’s simplify the explanation by saying I provide assorted tech support for a program that serves folks with both an intellectual disability and a co-occurring mental health issue. The program director is a well-regarded expert in both areas. She met with us (me, my boss, my grandboss, and a person who has long worked for the university’s institute but only began working on our program this month and thus only met the director recently) on Monday.
In the middle of the meeting she makes a sweeping gesture and says “Everyone, including and maybe especially me, who works for this program has a personality disorder.” Then she pauses and looks at me. “Except for you, Shannon. You’re oddly calm. I still don’t know where we found you.”
Maybe she doesn’t know me well enough, I found myself thinking, I’ve only worked with her for a year and a half - but after a beat she looked at the new person. “Even you. First time I met you I thought, ‘oh, another weirdo’” so I guess she’s into snap judgments after all!
So there. I don’t have a personality disorder. My director said so.
I’ll be here all week. Tip the veal. Try the waitstaff.
It would be one very disappointed cat in my house.
Although unless I sneak past him my dog wants to go out every time I get up, and expects a treat as well. I started keeping treats in my room, in a mouse proof container.
Maybe keep a few kitty treats near the bed?
Irk is slow slow slow, I get very bored bored bored.
Wow, that shark just came down like a beer can chicken on a beer can on Home Alone dad, which was kinds fitting for a barfly.
Last time I had waiter it was dry and bland, and the veal was just rude. :eek: