Bevage time starrted un hour a go.
Well, that was an exercise in futility… The woman I was supposed to be checking on had logged in at 5:30-ish this morning and said she’d be back by 3. I got there a little after 2 and sat for 2 hours before deciding to call my trainer/supervisor guy. He thought she’s probably come in early and he said she lived near the boat ramp. So I drove around and spotted her boat (I had the registration number on my list.) It was on the trailer in her yard. She hadn’t bothered to log her return, so I drove all the way over there and sat around for nothing. But I get paid mileage, and since I made an attempt to see her, I get paid as if I had been successful, so there’s that.
And surprise, surprise, we got our paychecks in the mail today!! Surprise, because we’re supposed to have direct deposit, and surprise because we’re new - I figured it’d be delayed till next payday. So yay for early checks! They’re gonna be mailed to the credit union tomorrow.
Poor Higgs can’t eat for 24 hours in an attempt to let her gut straighten itself out. She looked so pathetic as **FCD **was eating - just staring at him. Poor baby. I can feed her tomorrow afternoon, but just something bland like a little cooked ground beef mixed with rice. She’ll inhale it. But if it doesn’t take care of her runs, we’ll have to get her to the vet on Monday. Always something…
**FCD **is going on a motorcycle ride tomorrow. I’ve got to work - if anyone is going out. We shall see.
**lieu **- how many bevages have you had??? :eek:
When they get the photo Cassini took of Earth while out by Saturn? I’m in that photo!
Yay for beerverage time! Yay for Reuben sammiches. I know, I said no cookin’ but I made Reubens. MMMMMMMMMMMMM… the only time I eat sauerkraut is on a Reuben.
MOOOOOOM my mom cooked for these two dawgs dad and she had. She made batches of groundbeast and rice. That was the only thing they ever ate. Except for steak. If they had steak the dawgs had steak. Oh and Popeye’s mild chikin. They got that a couple of times a week. Yeah, those two dawgs were just a little bit spoiled. 
I hear boombooms! Looks like a storm may be a brewin’.
I’m gonna need some financial help.
Be careful when we throw them over the fence. None of this “Hold my beer. Watch this!” stuff of our youth.
Gonna knit. I’s tahred… MWAH!
Watch out for flying fish.
Well now we’ve got the boom booms and pouring down outside, the temperature is dropping/
I’ve got a sore throat and starting to feel stuffy.
They did have the look of being expensive. How about some Sharks?:eek: They are in abundance a mere 40 or so miles from my house. Weekend road trip? I will buy the beer.:D:cool:
Jim
::looks at your location::
There’s a really, really big one to the East. :dubious:
It’s so hot here that they just [del]postponed/cut in half[/del] * the race I was supposed to do tomorrow morning. F#$%! I’ve been training my arse off [sup]**[/sup] for this race & they just changed the whole dynamic.
- Update II: Now the entire race has been cxl’d; there won’t be any event at all. Damn!
[sup]**[/sup]The other day I uploaded my training data. A quick google shows that the average male should consume 2500 calories/day. In three of the past four weekends, 'puter has calculated that I have burned at least 3200 calories on one of the weekend days. Ifn I double the recommended caloric intake that’s still nowhere near enough to eat. Who wants to invite me over for dinner?
We need to transport them somehow; how do we order up a tornado? 
One question though, good beer? Not that Coors Diet crap; it’s like making love in a canoe!
Sorry Spidey
I went out to fix myself something to eat and the cupboards were bare.
I asked what happened to my food and it seems the mouse got into it.
So I went to McDs which is not what I want or need but dammit I was hungry.
I hadn’t eaten since I got home from house hunting.
This mouse shit is getting old.
It’s Hawaiian shirt day for the next two days for me.
Nice.
Beerverage time for me.
Spidey, Flytrap I have a plan, given our mutual love of beer and our need to put Human eating sea critters in Swampy’s pool, I propose the following course of action.
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Ya’ll fly down here on ,say, a Friday. I will pick you up in a rented van
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Stop by here http://www.specsonline.com/cgi-bin/showpage?pageid=beer I think we will find something to agree on and here http://www.gandermountain.com/
for supplies. Also http://www.homedepot.com/ for buckets -
Drive down to Galveston, drink with the locals, get up at the butt crack of pre dawn and go surf fishing for SHARKS with blood bait. BTW this means swimming out to the second or third sand bar and standing in the water with a bucket of bloody meat. Take catch and put into buckets(they tend to be small)
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Leave Galveston by noon and drive to Jawja https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Galveston,+TX&daddr=Leesburg,+GA&hl=en&sll=29.817178,-95.401291&sspn=0.708932,0.883026&geocode=FWQavwEdgIBZ-ilZkgXEyFk_hjHB7Oq5yQOL5Q%3BFZQx5AEdCqj7-imZw844ZmTyiDEvKF2fgmqBiQ&oq=Lees&t=h&mra=ls&z=6 make it by 1am and have an hour to drink, see I thought this out.
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While a particular Bear is De-Heathenizing (Is that possible?), we drive by, dump our cargo, drive to Atlanta, go here http://www.smithsoldebar.com/ eat, drink and celebrate the fact that He will never step into his pool ever again.
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You guys fly home and I will drive back to Houston in the AM
Plan?
Jim
I’m telling!
SSSSSH!
That “OH Cute One” is a bribe.
Jim
Cap’n,
One question: Can we get bigger sharks, say min 4’ so a certain Bear will really notice ‘em before he gets in the water?
One point of order: Don’t we need a horse head - for Flytrap’s bed in Galveston? :eek:
One minor correction: If we use Flytrap for bait in step 3 (YES! Uhh, did I type that out loud?), he won’t be flyin’ home in step 6. :o
One Answer: Yes we can fish with whole chickens, need bigger hardware
Point of Order: We can call a temporary truce, my enemies enemy is my friend.
Corrected: SSSSSSSH! Keep your trap shut and the bastige will never see it coming
Jim
I am pleased to see you have no fear of standing in the water, far out from shore, with blood bait, fishing for SHARKS!
Hey Dog Watch! You got this ? I am signing off
Cheers
one of each might do it. :evil grin:
Have I mentioned how much I hate my @(%&*#(@$%&( wireless mouse?? There’s a stoopit button on the side that’s too easy to hit accidentally which takes you back a page and wipes out whatever you’re trying to post. grrrrrrrrrr
I’m steaming rice for Higlet, and when it’s done, I’ll cook up a egg for her, since I don’t have any thawed ground beef, and mix egg and rice for a benign breakfast. And when the vet’s office opens, I’ll see if they can squeeze in an appointment for her today. Since **FCD **has decided against going on the bike ride (heat and backache) he can take her if by chance I get a crabber to monitor. But so far, no one in my region is going out.
**sari **- lucky you - we didn’t get any rain, and my yard is looking sad. I should water the front gardens. That’ll ensure a storm a day for the rest of the week.
I’ll do some laundry today, but I’m not sure what else. Indecision is the key to flexibility, you know! 
Happy Saturday!
Y’all are gonna need a metric buttload of http://www.laserglow.com/int-handheld.htm?utm_source=MSN&utm_medium=PPC&utm_campaign=Handheld-JF to attach to the shark’s heads…