The Happy, Happy MMP

It keeps coming on the news that all y’all down there need to stay indoors out of the heat. The heat index is 110.

I need a shower, I can’t get the smell out of my nose.

:stuck_out_tongue:

A pack of matches in the bottom of my purse was so hot that the friction of me picking up my bag set them off, and there was literally smoke pouring out of my purse.

Or there’s a very tiny little man in my purse striking all my matches.

Drae, I got you beat. I’ve posted pictures here of the time my freezer (actually, the icemaker) caught fire.

The icemaker caught fire.
The icemaker.

It’s kinda wet in there, you sure you didn’t plug 1/4" copper into 110v or something? :dubious:

It’s so hot here that the titanium rods in my spine melted.

OK, so that may be an exaggeration, but aside from the heat, it’s just thick out there and it almost feels like you’re swimming rather than walking.

I’m just happy to be back among the driving, so I can go to the delightfully air conditioned mall for my walks.

The ice cream truck came for the kids at the day care next door.
It has that creepy female voice saying, “Hello!” in between music.
Makes me think of the pied piper of Hamlin.

I’ve been watching this Netflix Original series, Orange is the New Black
It’s freaking heartbreaking.

Flytrap put down the stingray and step away from the pool!:slight_smile:

Happy Friday all, I am off to work with the hippies tonight and tomorrow. If anyone needs me just look for the giant clouds of weed smoke coming from NE Downtown Houston. I get a bit annoyed with their rampant stonerism but they are ok. I do OTOH have to explain why I will not be making the “Beast with two Backs” to a particular Woman who is a regular. She was rather aggressive last week, uh, that would be an understatement, it was closer to sexual assault. I hate to have to tell someone that “I am just not into you” UGH.

Anyhoo that is all I have

Jim

There’s yet another thunderstorm outside. time to turn off the computer.

See y’all on the other side.

It was an old refrigerator that came with the house. The drive motor in the icemaker mechanism jammed and caught fire from the resulting overload. Made a mell of a hess, too.

pics please, something about icemaker and fire makes me all giggly

Jim

lieu no problems trackin’ in salt because it dissolves really quick. No regrets about it at all. I save a ton o’ bucks in chemicals, the water is soft and as I said earlier it does not fade bathin’ suits like chlorine will. I’m glad I converted. I can’t imagine it causin’ any problems with stonework. Seems to me it’d be a lot less harsh than chlorine. I do still use some algaecide just to keep the algae away. In a humid climate that tends to be a real problem.

Through with irk for the week. YAY!!! Beerverage time!

Moi?*

Perhaps you should speak with Swampy.
Here, take this realistic pool float with you.

You have your own pool and wear bathing suits?
How 1970s!

:rolleyes:

This makes me think of the Simpsons episode where there was a lizard on a hot street lifting up his feet to cool them off.

No, he had fur, bushy tail, narrow pointy rodent face, beady little eyes, the whole nine yards.

I have a privacy fence around da back yahd. We wear suits durin’ the day for propriety’s sake. At night, we let it all hang out.

So you can jump in off the roof?

We just had an awesome rain on top of a good wet week. Yea yard! Just so long as it let’s me do some pork smokin’ tomorrow. I smoked a Cuban on the beach last week. Don’t tell my wife.

No No No ::Brain Bleach::

Flytrap never mind send him a dozen

In other news looks like my show tonight canceled, guess it will be Beerverage time soon

Jim