The hijack game. win absolutely nothing but your insanity...

I used to keep Hot Wheels cars in the rafters of our basement.

My little brother used to think the Hot Wheels slogan was “Hot Wheels: Get in the way!”

My little brother used to go around the house and say “hoover hoover hoover” and flap his arms around like a bird.

Once, for English class, a group I was in did a video based on The Crucible by Arthur Miller. It featured a friend of mine dressed up in a yellow bird outfit, flapping around.

What the hell was I supposed to do? Well what the hell would you do? More importantly, who the hell cares?

I care about the way people treat yaks.

I like animals.

Animals is #2 on my favorite Pink Floyd Albums list.
#1 is Meddle.

My bass’s name used to be Floyd. I changed it to Clark.

There is a Clark Hall at Kent State University.

Clark Kent was actually Superman. I never liked Superman.

I always liked the Fantastic Four better.

My favorite number is four, twice.

My favorite number is 9. I don’t know why, I just like it. It is much better than, say, 5.

I am soooo wishing five o’clock would hurry up and get here. I want to go home.

I want to go home too – but there’s a line of thunderstorms coming across from that direction, and I bet the traffic is just going to suck for the commute home.

I love thunderstorms, though!

I just got home, and found my cat dry heaving over my sneakers. I snatched away the sneakers moments before the first wet heave.

I am getting tired of cat barf.

Hey! Threads like this really help the old post count. I am getting perilously close to 3K.

Whoo hoo! Post party coming soon!

Padding the post count? Never…

Wh do women wear padded bras? Sure it looks nice most days, but if they ever “get down to business,” what a let down that would be for their partner!