Marshmallows are one of the grossest foods ever invented.
Anyone remember the movie Stuff?
You know what’s grosser than marshmallows? This stuff I had to drink in at this party my family had that was like an at home version of Fear Factor. It had peanut butter, spagetti, tobasco sauce, mint cookies, potato salad and a whole bunch of other stuff mixed in with it. It was horrible.
Speaking of “horrible”, I never could stand “Hagar the Horrible”. I mean, he’s head and shoulders above “Family Circus”, but please! He’s not funny! Then again, at least he’s not running around the neighborhood for the umpteenth time with a whole whack of dotted lines behind him.
Yeah, I remember that stuff. It smelled gross, I couldn’t have even attempted to drink that stuff.
Speaking of gross substances: Cat litter. Discuss.
Good Morning. It’s 73 degrees and raining here in Houston.
There is nothing quite like a woman’s ass. I have a mental “ass test” I use to determine if a woman’s ass is perfect. It’s called the Bruce_Daddy Upsidedown Ass and Pencil Test and here’s how it works:
The perfect ass ends abruptly at womans hamstring. It does not fade gently into the thigh. If said woman stands on her head this “bottom of ass” should form a small shelf that will support a pencil, like so:
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For examples, please see Kylie Minogue, Jaime Presley or the Atkins Diet ads that have been running on Hotmail.com lately.
So the pencil sort’ve floats above the ass-shelf? I like it. That’s one impressive ass, to be causing a pencil to just float right there above the ass-shelf. I prefer pens myself. It’s just easier to deal with, not having to sharpen them, and all that. Plus, you don’t want somebody coming right behind you and erasing what you wrote, then putting something else in.
I started to write a check in pencil once, but decided I didnt want someone coming along and changing it.
I once used an ass-shelf to write a check. It was in ink though because the pencil was busy.
So is there some sort of time limit in the ass-shelf test? I mean, does she lose points if it stays there for only a few seconds? What about the friction problem? What if it is a near-perfect ass-shelf, but it was coated with teflon? Would that make it a problem? Or maybe a not so good ass-shelf that is coated with something sticky?
I am thinking now, I should do some research on ass-shelves and answer some of these burning questions. I like doing research. I wonder how many volunteers I could get. Is there some sort of government grant I could get, researching ass-shelves and the various things that the female ass can be coated with? Government grants are good.
It’s not busy at work today. Just sitting here on my ass.
I wish I had built-in bookshelves in my living room.
It just never occured to me that there is such a thing as a ‘mediocre’ spy. :dubious:
I suppose he was always the last picked for any spy games. I was always the last picked. Stupid sports.
Sports are good. I like sports. Except for those that are on tv, but are so confusing. I never understood australian rules football. I do like the suits and hats those refs wear. If I were going to come up with a new sport, I think maybe a really cool suit and a fedora, with maybe a feather would be a good costume for the refs.
I think I may be a hemophilliac.
So was I, dude… so was I. Speaking of sports, what do you think of the recent death of Herb Brooks?
F_X
I will have to admit, I don’t even know who Herb Brooks was. I am so far out of the loop. I haven’t had a television at home in more than 5 years. I get some funny reactions though. I was chatting with a guy once, and sports came up, so he asked “what did you think of the game last night?” And I said, “what game?” so he said, “the NBA finals” and I said “oh!.. who was playing?”
The dill took over my herb garden last spring and we had dill plants over 5 feet tall.
Yellow jasmine has taken over my patio.
Our patio is in horrible shape. We have this awning type stuff that’s falling apart (age + sun) and the bushes are far past the “bushy” stage. I’m awaiting cooler weather before I do anything though.
My patio is in horrible shape. I have this awning type stuff that’s falling apart (age + sun) and the bushes are far past the “bushy” stage. I’m awaiting cooler weather before I do anything though.