The hijack game. win absolutely nothing but your insanity...

I’ve made out on a playground, at night…once the little critters were away.

Sounds like fun, but I bet the kid-stench lingered. Also, not a big fan of babies either. Don’t they kinda look like giant larvae? “Isn’t my baby soooo cute?” “Sure, I guess, for a larva.”

Yeah, little kids throw up a lot, too.

And shit. They shit a lot.

Yeah. Especially on carpet.

Ooh, I like babies! They’re so cute, except when they cry and scream in your ear.

I like babies too, except that they do puke, shit and cry a lot.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve puked.

Neither can I.

I pronounce “neither” NEE-thur, as opposed to NIGH-thur.

I say leisure so it rhymes with pleasure.

Me too. I also say “lever” like the the soap, Lever 2000.

I hate the word “pleasure.”

I don’t like Lever 2000.
I like Zest.

I don’t like the word “zest.”

But the soap is good.

I love Ivory because it’s made of elephant tusks. I think it’s cool that I scrub out my pits with the product of the world’s largest animal. I also use rhino horn as tooth powder, and baby seal pelts as wash cloths

I believe in using natural products to the greatest possible extent.

The elephant is not the world’s largest animal.

Well, that may be true, but I 'bated to Jennifer Dempster this morning.

High: 94°
Low: 75°
Current: 75°
Scattered Clouds
Humidity: 94%
Wind: North 7
Pollen: Moderate
Ozone: Good

I’m currently feeling a bit low. I’m feeling so sad, even my pockets hurt.