OK…how the hell am I going to hijack a thread on sex? I mean, what could I say that would be more distracting, more immediately attention-grabbing, than the usual SDMB dirty talk?
Anyone have tips on effectively completely redirecting those hard-to-hijack threads?
Were they aware of what you were doing in the bathroom?
Why bother? I think we have reached the unwritten purpose of this thread. To gather, and talk about sex for a good while.
If you really have to go by the book though…I think freakish animals have a certain hijack capability. So do puss-dripping wounds, espcially if they are on/near the genitials. And with that second suggestion, you’ve got your link between the topics! It’s perfect.
But I still think we should just stick with sex.
No, but someone just advised me to have sex with lots of guys and have 50 kids in a row… that way, I’d supposedly make my sister happy. Somehow, I don’t know about that.
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I’ve had a vasectomy. You could have unprotected sex with me 100 times and never get pregnant.
Speaking of vasectomies, whaddaya call them things that remove the little lint balls from a sweater?
Those thingimibobs that remove lint are sold everywhere - but simple tape will also get the job done. Or - dryclean the sweaters! Come to think of it, though, drycleaning is quite expensive.
Speaking of expensive – gas is $1.60 a gallon, what it up with that?!
The vasectomy cost $300, or $150 per gomer.
In the Bible, Gomer is the son of Japheth. There’s also a female Gomer, who’s either the wife or concubine of Hosea.
I wonder if the character of Gomer Pyle was modeled on the Biblical Gomer? The parallels are amazing, given his relationship with Rock Hudson.
Rocks are hard. Really hard. Unless they’re sandstone. In that case, they’re still hard, but not nearly as hard as…say…granite.
Did you know, granite countertops will not burn?
There are a lot of forests and homes burning in BC right now as I type.
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Why are most films filmed in BC and Oregon?
I love the sand dunes in Oregon… only been on them twice or three times, though!
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I was in Oregon last month. After that, we went to Seattle and someone broke into my mom’s car and stole my suitcase. 
I love Oreos.
Dammit, now I’m hungry again.
When my sister lived in Europe, she visited Hungary.
Sorry, I missed this for a while.
I don’t think they were aware…they were probably doing the same thing. 
I saw a cooking show where a Hungarian chef was making ox tail soup. Sounds disgusting but it looked really good!