My parents warned me not yo eat that wellow watermelon.
Are you sure it wasn’t yellow snow they were talking about?
This whole thread is looking like a snow job – or is it more like hamster torture?
Isn’t the noise of the hamster wheel going round and round in the night annoying?
Actually, I wouldn’t know, as I never had any pets. The guys in the adjacent apartment are making quite an annoying noise with their stereo, however.
My family friend had four hamsters, but they all died last summer. Actually, the mother had sixteen babies… but she ate all but two of them. (the ones that my friends were able to save from the same fate)
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Ewwwww!
Yeah, apprently the mother hamster likes eating some of her babies as a method of population control or something. (that’s what my friend guessed, anyhow)
Hey…chowing down on hamster babies has to beat some of the FLOs (food-like objects) served in some of our campus cafeterias.
Mmmmm… hamster…
I love ham.
What do you think of the nickname “Hamsterette,” everyone? 
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Made me chuckle. That counts for something.
So do I. Since I was raised in a house with no food products of pigly origins, I think of ham, bacon, etc. as special, non-normal, somewhat verboten foods. I like having them now an d then, but munching on them all the time is still icky to me, despite the fact that I no longer follow the Jewish dietary laws at all. Except at Passover.
No, it isn’t logical. But, then again, a lot of what really drives most people to do what they do isn’t logical, either.
Hey, that’s cool… Spoz made it up for me last October.
(my MSN name at that time was “My Flaming Hamster Will Roast You In The Fires Of Hell!!!” and he decided to do a riff on it by asking me: “so… hamsterette… how’s it flaming?” )
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Of course, Scribble’s post managed to make it in between what I was replying to. Oh well.
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Like Emeril says, “Pork Fat Rules!”
Sorry to wreck your sub-thread with a simulpost, Flamst… err, Hamsterette.
Ha, that’s all right with me.
(just so long as the word of the Hamsterette gets spread round these parts, yo!)
Well, glad to know you’re not miffed, Hamsterette. Incidentally, your nickname gives me the image of a bunch of hamsters of identical height, wearing high heels, in a kickline. Like the Rockettes, only they’re a troop of hamsters.
And, BTW–where is the Hydro Flame Planet, exactly?
How far can a rumor of hamster abuse be spread before someone steps forward to refute it?