The hijack game. win absolutely nothing but your insanity...

I heard about this Marine with blue eyes on Iwo Jima, whose eyes were blown out of their sockets and hanging by the optic nerves. By some miracle he eventually regained his vision.

Hmmm! Blonde and blue eyes, my favorite combination…

This Chinese food place by my house has the best combination dinners. Wish they delivered.

so i have to do this tap dance combination for a play that i’m in and every time that i practice it by myself wherever i am, i can do it. but then when i’m at rehearsal, it all goes ballistic. it’s frustrating.

My nephew’s delivery was really traumatic. He was over 9 pounds and stuck and this big nurse leaned on my sister to try and pop him out. My other sister, (a nurse), had to leave 'cause she was feeling sick. They didn’t do a Caesarian and he had birth defects because of it… damn doctors.

He’s ok, he’s 17. Thanks, I guess I really needed to talk about it.

(simulpost!)

Speaking of chinese food…that’s what I had for dinner last night from my favorite chinese restaurant. Funny thing though–they now charge almost twice as much and seemed to have cut their portions in half which really sucks.

it’s ok, i’m 17!

I got this lamp the other day and I can’t decide if its design antecedents are Chinese or Japanese. OTOH, I heard that Japanese and Koreans are genetically identical, so it could be one of them, but I hope not because of the Korean War. Bad war, that.

I was 17 before I had my first real kiss. The boy was 15 (koo-koo-ka-choo, I know) and it was one of those illegal-in-28-states kind of kisses. I saw him last July and I met his wife (who could pass for my sister, hmmm…). He’s gonna be a preacher but for now he’s overseas doing military stuff on a ship. He’s the cook. Says he has to cook like, a bazillion dozens of eggs every morning.

singing

The only boy who could ever reach me …

Have you read the Preacher books by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon? Great stuff.

That’s the series of books that has a vampire named Cassidy as one of main characters, right? Hey, does anyone know what David Cassidy is doing these days?

I had a mainly egg yolk omelette this morning. Yesterday I made cookies that called for the whites only. Now, normal people would then make a pound cake or something to use up the left over yolks.

I decided that since people eat egg white omelettes I would try an egg yolk omelette. It was interesting; just as wrong as an egg white omelette only opposite in it’s wrongness.

Well, hey there…

oops, sorry for the hijack…

Why is it blonde hair and blue eyes are the standard of beauty in the US when both are recessive traits?

Biologically speaking, doesn’t it make more sense to choose partners with “dominant gene” characteristics?

Speaking of recessive, I myself am into dominance. Does anyone need a good spanking?

[non-hijack part] because they are recessive. i think the whole thing is to do with wanting what u cant have. and if there are less blonde haired blue eyed peeps, then everyone wants to be one![/non-hijack part]

i have dominant jeans. they can colour almost anything else that you put in the washer with them…

I got spanked a lot as a kid. Like the time I was 7 and borrowed my dad’s axe and chopped down a bunch of small trees and dragged them across the yard to build a fort. that left some nice grooves in the yard for a while.

Sorry to lead you on Blonde one, after my last crash and burn (with a blonde, blue-eyed lovely…) I’ve removed myself from the gene pool! :slight_smile:
And Snoopy, rare baseball cards are worth more than common ones.

I guess that’s a hijack…

Just because I’m willing to spank consensual adults, I don’t want it thought that I condone spanking of kids. Actually, I DO condone the spanking of kids, but for completely different and unrelated reasons.

Spanking, is there anything it cannot do?

Yes, it turns out. It’s lousy exercise. No matter how much I whale on those around me, I can’t seem to lose this pot belly.

Can anyone suggest an effective combination diet/exercise program that includes moderate spanking?