The hijack game. win absolutely nothing but your insanity...

What I could really use is a dog that craps real small/ I’d think the chihuahua would be best, but better that I ask the experst here.

What dog produces the smallest crap?

Here it says Chihuahuas can be litter box trained or trained to use weewee pads.

Some people think of those small dogs as rats.

My nephew had a pet rat. Named it Ben.

Which reminds me. Ever seen the Big Ben Clock Tower in London? I’ve never been to London. But I’d love to go there some day.

WD-40 is the BEST rust remover (among other things…)

Get a Chihuahua. Their crap looks almost like miniature Tootsie Roll candy. Easy to pick up. That is, if you keep them on a diet of good quality dog food, not that generic grocery store stuff. And don’t feed them table scraps. That’ll give them messy poop. I used to dogsit my aunt’s Chihuahua, so that’s how I know.

Speaking of Tootsie Roll candy, what’s your favorite candy?

When I do go to London I’m going to buy candy. How does candy, especially chocolates, over in London compare to candy here in the USA?

London was originally a Roman colony. Or, so they say.

Wasn’t Audrey Hepburn absolutely darling in Roman Holiday? I love that movie!

Did you Know Nikki Sixx was one in a band called “LONDON”?

Babe Ruth “called” his home run in the '32 World Series, in Chicago (Wrigley Field.) Or, so they say.

What’s your favorite movie candy? Or do you bring your own instead of buying it at the concession stand? Most movie theatres won’t let you bring in outside food or beverages.

I’d love a Baby Ruth Candy Bar right now.

Are Katherine Hepburn and Audrey Hepburn related?

I’m not related to anyone famous.

One of my male relatives was famous for getting drunk at parties and wearing an obviously fake woman’s wig all night.

I’ve never been drunk in my life.

i didnt eve have my first taste of alcohol til i was 17! still illegal, i know, but quite rare for it to be that late in life. most of the people i went to school with have a list of things they havent been able to drink since they were 14 (over-indulgence). fools…

And has anyone ever nailed them both in the same movie? That would be really creepy.

I was going to suggest he was a british laywer, but getting drunk suggests a two hundred year old gentleman instead.

No I didn’t change the subject. It’s an ironic hijack.

I nailed a girl that looks just like Audrey Hepburn. Does anyone know a good doctor in the Tampa area?

I think the girl from “Amelie” has a lot of Audrey Hepburn-like qualities. That’s such a great movie.