Remember Cousin It from the Adam’s family? I always wanted to give him a hair cut so I could see what he looked like under all that hair.
Heh. I was whoosed. 
Whooshed too! :smack:
Is a “whoosh” like a Nike “Swoosh”? You know, for sports gear actually I tend to buy Pearl Izumi. What’s your favorite brand?
A whoosh is when something goes over your head. A swoosh is the nike logo. I can’t recall for sure the brand of any of my shoes. I think I have a pair of reebok walkers.
I have Keds sneakers. But I mostly wear Ariat paddock boots.
Here’s a photo of Felix Silla, the actor who played the role. (Site features a sound bite)
Man, midgets rock. I mean, not the type that’s all “We’re LITTLE PEOPLE DON’T make fun of us!” nah, the ones that don’t take themselves all seriously. Those guys are cool, you know like Verne Troyer and Wee Man (from Jackass). Just the other day I saw this midget on the other side of the street, and I was all “dude. midget” then the little dude gets into a BMW and takes off and my friend was all “Dude! He has a BEEMER. I want to be a midget!” Speaking of midgets the best midgets in the world?
midget pirates, man.
I guess a King Midget would be too cliched a choice for the guy…
What a choice: Go have a salad for supper and then do bookwork? Or sit at the computer eating Hershey’s Kisses and rummaging around in the SDMB?
What would Cecil do?
I’ve never had salad in my life… ick… I guess I’m not that into leaves and such.
I like some salad with my dressing. It’s so rude to drink straight out of the bottle.
If I were a drinking man, that last comment would send me right to the bottle.
Of course, I’m neither drinking, nor a man.
Hah! I knew you’d been limericking too much! 
Thanks so much for the attention, Sternvogel. Like I really need any more of it at this point…
F_X
And now for something completely different:
The limerick. The… limerick.
Or we could hiaku
if limerick is a bother
or just post nonsense.
Surely nonsense is
Sense taken backwards, askew,
To a new meaning.
Papaya, peaches,
banana, grapes, pinapple
mango. Fruit Salad.
'Tis very juicy; and some fancy it to resemble the Tast of all the most delicious Fruits one can imagine mix’d together" -Lionel Wafer
This was said about one of Abby’s fruits. If it were true, you wouldn’t need the other five to make a salad.
My computer still won’t type or scroll properly.