Your username reminds me of Jimi Hendix. Frank Zappa used to wow the audience with guitar impersonations of Hendrix, Clapton, Page, etc… Zapa ruled.
Jon
I saw Zappa a few times live. Awesome!!!
His daughter’s name is Moon Unit. Was she on one of the Apollo missions to the moon?
I don’t think so, but wow, I’d like to go to the moon. Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve had this yearning to see for myself what’s out there in the rest of the universe. Course I’d also like to go explore the ocean depths, discover lost ruins, find buried treasure, and time travel.
Speaking of time travel, I used to love that show Time Tunnel with James Darren.
I wonder if either of Bewitched Darrens ever partied with James Brown?
Jon
I haven’t been to a good party in a long time. Spending too much time travelling. Still, a few drinks would be nice.
Yunno, parties haven’t been nearly as much fun since it became dangerous to pull out a joint at one.
My daughter has no sense sometimes. I often hear her pull out a doobie and smoke while I am talking to her on the phone. Sometimes I hear a bong in the background. She knows I am against her getting high. What is it with young people today?
Man I really could use a smoke today because I bit my lip *twice * at work today, of course in just about the same spot. The first one swoll up the lip just enough to make it a juicy target for another bite 5 minutes later. I don’t have to worry about biting it again, as it’s so swollen I can’t even seal my lips.
Why is it I always bite myself twice?
I’m young, but not for too much longer…
Where is the line between “young” and “old”?
Or is it all relative?
dreaded simulpost
You had to bring up relatives! 
Last year my aunt died, and left a trust for her husband (my uncle) to administer. My uncle began to loot the estate and move the assets to his trust fund. Now he’s dead, and my sister has to administer what’s left of my aunt’s trust, and a different cousin (from the uncle’s family) is administering my uncle’s trust. I think there will be lawsuits flying among the two families soon.
Fortunately, I have no stake in either trust, so I can stay out of it.
Have you ever gone to court against a relative?
I’ve been to court…but we won’t go there…
I wish I had a rich uncle! I’m going fishing this weekend with my Dad and my Uncle and a cousin from here and a cousin from Richmond. We’re going to drink a BUNCH of beer!
I was just in Richmond earlier today. I have to drive there from the coast. hour and a half each way.
Damn, that reminds me, I’m out of half and half for my coffee. I drink Columbian Coffee. That Juan Valdez sure knows how to grow a good bean.
Jon
UMMMMM!!! Those Columbians know how to grow all kinds of good things! 
All I know is that Columbia House ripped me off years ago. I wouldn’t trust 'em.
I agree about Columbia House. I had a DVD come, and their paperwork said shipping would be something like $1.70 per dvd, but the bill for the single dvd was over $10. I was so irritated. For most of my movies, I check the $5 bin at walmart first. Sometimes there are decent ones in there.
Hmmm. That wasn’t much of a hijack I did there. If the rules are that we have to hijack the thread, then is it hijacking if we don’t?
Isn’t Columbia House a coffee? Not that I should really know for sure or anything.