I want a glass of milk, but there’s none in the house.
Tenth place isn’t so bad, when are counting backwards.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, . . . . .
Pepsi would be pleasant, but would entail getting up.
Crap on a stick. I’m all out of Dr. Pepper. That means I have to haul my lazy ass out to the supermarket… but I don’t have the energy. If I had Dr. Pepper, I’d have energy. If I had energy, I could buy Dr. Pepper.
Must think on this paradox. Carry on with your hijack.
Got the pepsi. Tired now.
I had sushi for lunch. It was good. Now I either want an ice cream bar or a pepsi. Or maybe both. Should I have both? Maybe I’ll have the ice cream bar now and the pepsi later like when I’m thirsty after eating the ice cream bar cause ice cream bars make me thirsty. I’m thirsty now tho. hmmm…
I’m hungry… but I don’t know what I want to eat. Maybe if I walk the aisles of the grocery store I can figure it out… Now, where did I leave my car keys?
I don’t know if this belongs here, or in GQ, but here goes. Are farts s’posed to be lumpy?
I had a headache, but Advil cured it.
I don’t know what to post, I just like posting in pezpunk’s threads.
WOW! Pucette replied to I thread that I started! Man am I honored!
When your face is lumpy like homestyle mashed potatoes, it must be hard to shave.
Mmm, homestyle mashed potatoes! I’m off to lunch.