Cowboys? Don’t watch football so can’t speak for the Dallas team, but cowboys (uncapitalized) are a good thing. Speaking of cowboys, to hijack my own train of thought (plane of thought?), what areas of the country have high school and college rodeo teams?
Oh man, I hate it when ESPN shows those dumb rodeos! I much prefer the lumberjack-olympics and such, very engaging!
Why aren’t there more lumberjacks?
::bursts into song::
HEEEE’S a lumberjack and he’s okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavat’ry
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars!
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he’d been a girly
Just like his dear Papa
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…
Wait a minute…suspenders and a BRA???
You know men in women’s clothing is sorta wierd. Why would any man wear pantyhose and a bra if they didn’t have to. I would much rather be unrestricted in my clothing.
Yea, what’s with those rated R movies? “Restricted” indeed, I’ve seen kids about 12 years old in there!
What’s worse is when you see kids who are 12 years old going to R-rated movies with their 19-year-old boyfriends, making out right behind you and doing things that are classified as public indecency and endangering a minor, and you just KNOW there’s gonna be some statutory rape. In the meantime you’re actually mature (whether you’re 17 or 71) and you can’t get a date, so you’re watching the movie by yourself. That’s ok, you’re not bitter, but you did pay $7.50 to watch a movie, not to hear the jailbait and the skank-master making out behind you for two hours.
To Hell with these minors.
I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the preceding post concerning lumberjacks who wear women’s clothing. Many of my close personal friends are lumberjacks and very few of them happen to be transvestites.
Your’s Sincerely,
Mr. Charles Arthur Strom, retired (Mrs.)
You pay $7.50 for a movie? Around these parts it’s 9 or 10 dollars. I wonder how the movie industry gets away with that? Me, I just wait for the video and pay 3 bucks to watch it.
Speaking of miners, do you know that I once dated an actual coal miner’s daughter? Yep, they lived back in a holler in West Virginia, in a double wide. I kid you not! What a trip that was going there!
Ever notice how Lifetime is always showing movies titled “No, God NO! Not my daughter! Please, give her back!”
Now Oprah has the O network. Look, if these women wanted Oxygen, they’d put down their Bon-Bons and take a walk outside.
Bon-Bons ? I remember Peggy always eating them on Married…with Children. Al Bundy is the Everyman American hero, even if he did sell women’s shoes ( to lumberjacks?)
They make GREAT paper towels! Those lumberjack ones, you know, uuuuh Brawny! And that lumberjack guy is kinda cute!
Lumberjacks are OK, but I really like cutting, cutting cutting blood spurt murder psycho cutting hair.
Floating down the rivers of British Columbia is overrated, anyway. They’re the ones who should secede from Canada!
Canada? Why do they call it Canadian bacon? Don’t look like bacon to me…
And what the heck is peameal anyways? I stuck to the donut shops in Toronto. I couldn’t figure out they’re weird breakfasts. 
::channeling Homer Simpson::
Mmmmmm, donuts…
Does anyone besided me think Groudskeeper Willie from the Simpsons is hot? Seriously, Scottish accent + six pack abs = hot. No?
Does anyone besides me think I should have previewed that post? Yes?
Why the hell do they always have to give away the whole freakin’ movie during the previews? I never understood that. You might as well only watch the previews, since those are al the best parts of the movie!
The best part of going to the movies is Junior Mints. I can’t watch a movie without them.