The horror of blimps

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from a long-time fan of Leslie Nielson’s antics :smiley:

Hey, cool smilie!

GREAT work Scylla! one of the best written pieces ive ever read! pure gold! :smiley:

It’s interesting watching this thing spread. I punched “the horror of blimps” (with quotes) into Google 4 or 5 days ago and got 14 hits. I tried it a couple of days later and got 27 hits. I tried it just now and got 135 hits!

You deserve the fame too, Scylla. I laughed my ass off the first time I read the OP, and laughed at least some on subsequent readings. You are a great writer.

But what was the fish’s reaction to the blimp?

Details, man! We need details!

(Excellent story, Scylla.)
Happy

My god, why did it take me so long to read this?

Scylla, tears were streaming down my face as I read this. You are a master.

Esprix

It was just posted to my inter-office mailing list (not by me, by someone else - I don’t know if he’s a Doper. Are you, “BW”?. Good work, Scylla!

I found out about this on the Umlaut House Forum (I didn’t put it there), and this is apparently by way of Untitled.

Damnit Scylla! I was just getting over a cold, now my sinuses are bleeding from the prolonged high-intensity gigglefit. :smiley:

I read this laughing several days ago. Now I look back and see that it’s grown to over 51,000 hits. Is that real? Must be, judging by the recent comments.

Dude!

When I grow up, I want to be just like Scylla.

I await with a heavy heart the first “>>>>>>>>>omg this is sooooooo funny” e-mail with this story in it, reproduced in its entirety with horrendous spelling mistakes and the main character named Bob… And with some stupid tacked-on moral at the end.

Incoherent words intermingled with fits of giggling,tears,and cackling… :smiley:

Four days and sixteen hours ago the number of thread views stood at 39791. Doing the math since that time, this thread has been getting a hit on the average of every 22 seconds.

This is starting to verge on the ridiculous.

Scylla should just publish his stuff properly, and leave the boards to the rest of us lameasses.

It was damned funny, though, wasn’t it?

I have no idea how to go about doing that. How about everybody that clicked on the link just sends me a dollar?

You know, I’ve been vaguely aware of this thread hovering around for the last couple of days, but I never felt compelled to open it. I guess I thought it had something to do with the “To hell with the anti anti anti fat persons people” thread, whatever that’s about.

So I ignored it. Until I noticed that it was a Scylla post.

Inspired.

I’ve posted in this thread about five times.

So, I owe you… hmm, about five bucks.

Crap. Now it’s six.

Where should I send the check?

The most simple way of doing it would be putting your writing on your own website and then having a paypal donation link.

Can someone either tell me where I can find one of these or sell me theirs because their animals are too scared of it?

DOH nevermind I found the new link

For those wondering about how this is spreading, my husband and I each received an email today about this link from different friends noting that we should tell our spouses about this.

As for animals, not all animals are afraid of the blimps. My husband has one or two, and our cat, Lucy the Amazing Adventure Kitty, views it as an overly large pigeon which must be silently stalked and killed.

Since the blimp is at least six times the size of our cat, I’m glad I don’t let her outside: her willingness to take on the blimp argues an amazing lack of good cat-sense.